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Movie Trailers for 2016 Redskins Season

Kevin, Tim and Ken bring movie trailers to Hogs Haven readers, in the hopes they can excite the masses with a storyline to fall in love with ahead of the 2016 season.

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I am very encouraged.

I am very encouraged because in what many would agree is the slowest time of the year for us, Kevin, Tim and I can still come up with some ideas for content. Last week, we recorded 30 for 30 promos, with Kevin taking the win with his "Straight Outta RFK: The Hustle" piece about Mark Moseley.

This week, we decided to record movie trailers about the upcoming season. Again, we picked some music, wrote some words and now we desperately seek your vote. Loser has to buy the whiskey next week.

First up this week is yours truly, with a light-hearted, summer rom-com called: "Staying Medium in a Medium Rare World."

Next up this week is Tim Strachan, with his ode to never-ending (albeit repeating) entries of a juggernaut movie franchise: "Scorcher 16: Redskins Rise" (with a not-so-subtle tip of the hat to "Tropic Thunder").

Batting cleanup for the home team this week, Kevin Ricca sought the advice of his children--who seem to locked in on Adam Sandler's animated vampire movies--and came up with: "Hotel Skinsylvania."

Don't forget to vote...entire bottles of whiskey are on the line.