Hating With H8: St. Louis Rams Edition

Oh hardy hardy har Jeff Fisher. I bet you and Greggory had a good chuckle about last year's little team captains stunt.

So funny. Just trot out all the first rounders you got in the RGIII trade. We got it. You won. Our quarterback is a scout team safety and you're racking up Super Bowl trophies.

/someone taps me on shoulder

"Huh? What's that? No Super Bowl trophies?"

Well yeah Jeff, sure. You're in the NFC Championship game  a couple times. No big deal.

//another tap on my shoulder

"Huh? Are you sure? Um...okay."

So you've been to the playoffs a few times since the trade. No need to rub our nose in it.

///one more tap on my shoulder

"REALLY? Let me Google it."

Holy shit. Three first rounders and a second rounder and you've finished 6-10, 7-9 and 6-10, good for last, third and last in your division. How is that even possible? I mean, you've got like 46 first rounders on the defensive line alone and the best you can do is bend over and take it from Carson Palmer? Jesus Christ. That's pathetic. Matter of fact, Jeff, I hope you do trot out Greg Robinson, Janoris Jenkins, Michael Brockers...and why not, send Greggory out with his hipster glasses and Just for Men goatee.

I mean, all those draft picks and I couldn't pick a single one of the offensive players out of a lineup...well, maybe one.

Jeff Fisher is going to get smacked so hard he's gonna think he's back at USC. Well, that'd probably just be the Rams' new LA stadium. BUT HEY! All the police violence of St. Louis but with nicer weather!

And Nick Foles?

We'll be seeing you again.

Predictions for the game

Alfred Morris steams up the St. Louis Clams for 148 yards and a TD.

Dan Snyder intercepts the Rams' defensive radio signals to whisper "I'm sorry Gregg, please come back," into them. No, seriously, I hope that happens.

Nick Foles is picked off three times, twice for TDs.

34-13 Redskins.

Basically, we come away completely untouched when people thought we'd be battered and bruised.

Sort of like this: