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First play of the game for Robert Griffin III was a designed run that saw him get the first down, and slide before contact, much better than his usual attempts to get down.
DeSean Jackson catches a bomb on the 3rd play that is knocked out after he is down. Ruled incomplete and everyone except for the referees and Jacksonville fans think the catch was good. Call stands, RGIII sacked next play.
The Redskins defense begins a long, long, long day for Jaguars QB Chad Henne with a sack on 3rd down.
RGIII runs towards the sideline then connects with DeSean Jackson for a big gain...and he's down on the sidelines...
And he's still down...
Alcohol consumption and sales instantly increased in the DMV and surrounding areas
Kirk Cousins is a little excited to get to put his helmet on and play
The Pro and Anti RGIII crowds are very interested in Cousins performance.
Kirk Cousins first throw is a TD to Darrel Young
And now DeSean Jackson is laying on the ground...
Did Niles Paul just walk backwards for a TD again? Nope down at the one, but Alfred takes that home for his first TD of the year. My BAC is rising.
And the Redskins drive down the field again with Alfred Morris hitting his 2nd homerun over a clown school defense.
DeAngelo Hall falls, and Bacarri Rambo takes an uncharacteristically bad angle to allow a 63 yard Marcedes Lewis TD
Cousins is 12-12? WTF?
The Jaguars defense has been having trouble following the ball today.
The Redskins put Niles "Baby Hands" Paul out wide and he catches a beautiful fade from Kirk Cousins. Alcohol levels are reaching dangerous levels as this becomes a massive blowout.
LeRibeus is in the game! Offseason workout program was a success!
The Jaguars defense gets distracted and allows 3rd string rookie RB Silas Redd to score his first TD. 41-10 Skins.
Jason Hatcher, Ryan Kerrigan, and every other member of the Redskins defense ride Chad Henne for 10 sacks
It's going to be a long week of RGIII vs Cousins debates online...
RGIII has a significant injury for the 3rd time in 5 years, but they will rebuild him...again
HogsHaven doctors are out in force.
Chris "Swaggy" Baker has a great game at NT and celebrates with a lil dance for Dan Snyder.
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