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The 12 Pains of DC

Rob Carr

The first thing in DC, that's such a pain to me;

Is being a Redskins fan.

The second thing in DC, that's such a pain to me;

Pressure up the middle.....

and being a Redskins fan.

The third thing in DC, that's such a pain to me;

Lame Duck head coach......

Pressure up the middle......

and being a Redskins fan.

The fourth thing in DC, that's such a pain to me;

Ty-ler Polumbus.....

Lame Duck head coach......

Pressure up the middle......

and being a Redskins fan.

The fifth thing in DC, that's such a pain to me;

Shitty special teams.....

Ty-ler Polumbus.....

Lame Duck head coach.....

Pressure up the middle.....

and being a Redskins fan.

The sixth thing in DC, that's such a pain to me;

Two receiver routes.....

Shitty special teams.....

Ty-ler Polumbus.....

Lame Duck head coach.....

Pressure up the middle.....

and being a Redskins fan.

The seventh thing in DC, that's such a pain to me;

Missing all these tackles.....

Two receiver routes.....

Shitty special teams.....

Ty-ler Polumbus.....

Lame Duck head coach.....

Pressure up the middle.....

and being a Redskins fan.

The eighth thing in DC, that's such a pain to me;

Under-sized linemen.....

Missing all these tackles.....

Two receiver routes.....

Shitty special teams.....

Ty-ler Polumbus.....

Lame Duck head coach.....

Pressure up the middle.....

and being a Redskins fan.

The ninth thing in DC, that's such a pain to me;

Over-paid bums.....

Under-sized linemen.....

Missing all these tackles.....

Two receiver routes.....

Shitty special teams.....

Ty-ler Polumbus.....

Lame Duck head coach.....

Pressure up the middle.....

and being a Redskins fan.

The tenth thing in DC, that's such a pain to me;

Kyle's stupid beard.....

Over-paid bums.....

Under-sized linemen.....

Missing all these tackles.....

Two receiver routes.....

Shitty special teams.....

Ty-ler Polumbus.....

Lame Duck head coach.....

Pressure up the middle.....

and being a Redskins fan.

The eleventh thing in DC, that's such a pain to me;

Shanny's lying pressers.....

Kyle's stupid beard.....

Over-paid bums.....

Under-sized linemen.....

Missing all these tackles.....

Two receiver routes.....

Shitty special teams.....

Ty-ler Polumbus.....

Lame Duck head coach.....

Pressure up the middle.....

and being a Redskins fan.

The twelfth thing in DC, that's such a pain to me;

Griffin's damn knee.....

Shanny's lying pressers.....

Kyle's stupid beard.....

Over-paid bums.....

Under-sized linemen.....

Missing all these tackles.....

Two receiver routes.....

Shitty special teams.....

Ty-ler Polumbus.....

Lame Duck head coach.....

Pressure up the middle.....

and being a Redskins fan!!!!!