The excitement in me is bursting out of every seam and love-handle it can find. And trust me, there are plenty. I just can't wait for the new season to start.
I always do this, no matter how good or bad we do in the Draft/Previous Season/Annual Soul Selling Party, I always get super hype at this time of year.
I 'm so excited, in fact, I spent nearly my whole day making a bunch of .gif movies for you guys and gals to drool over while we patently wait 2012 NFL Goodness. Okay, I actually only spent like an hour, as you can probably tell by the quality of them.
The last one's my favorite :)Also, I'm really sorry in advance for how slow this page is going to load. But if I would have just put links to all of them, that would've made too much sense. I'll create some more tomorrow, if that's the consensus. Underneath I'll do my best at captioning them, feel free to do the same in the comments..
"Oh, I didn't see you down the...whoah, buddy... Watch where you're going" (My best Dave Chapelle-impression-of-a-white-guy voice)
"I was saluting before it was cool" (If confused, see "Hipster" on urbandictionary.com)
"Are those church bells? Nope. Just London Calling" (Imagine my best Chuck Testa voice, here)
"Superman my ass"
"Make sure to pick up your dignity when you get off the ground."
That's it. I wish there were more, but my company likes to spend their money on hookers and shitty scotch instead of IT equipment. I'm pretty sure I bogged down all the Interwebz here making these.
Note: Because this page is already going to be sooper dooper slow, please don't put .gif's in the comments. Link to them, sure, but putting them in the comments is the same thing as uppercutting a puppy.
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