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Hogs Haven Super Bowl Picks

Finally after two weeks of discussion about a Gronkle the Super Bowl is nearly upon us. I don't get too excited for the game any more, generally because its depressing as a Skins fan. The same staff members that have been giving picks throughout the playoffs submitted their Super Bowl picks, along with some prop bets.

Patriots vs. Giants
Sunday 6:30PM, NBC
Final Score
Parks (7-3)

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31-23
Kevin (7-3)

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41-17
Steve (6-4)

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31-27
Ken (3-7)

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27-24
UK (3-7)

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27-21

HH Prop Bets after the jump...

MVP
Parks: Patrick Chung
Kevin: Hakeem Nicks
Steve: Eli Manning
Ken: Victor Cruz
UK: Tom Brady

Scorer of First TD
Parks: Jake Ballard
Kevin: A. Bradshaw
Steve: Hakeem Nicks
Ken: Victor Cruz
UK: BenJarvus Green-Ellis

How long will it take Kelly Clarkson to sing the National Anthem (O/U 1:34)?
Parks: Over, she's a vocalist known for prolonged screaming
Kevin: Under
Steve: Under
Ken: Over
UK: Over

Will Kelly Clarkson's bare belly be showing when she sings the National Anthem?
Parks: No, she's weight-concise
Kevin: Yes (why not)
Steve: No
Ken: No
UK: No, she'll wear a coat.

Will Madonna be wearing fishnet stockings at any point during the Super Bowl Halftime show?
Parks: Absolutely
Kevin: Yes
Steve: Yes
Ken: Yes
UK: No

How many times will Peyton Manning be shown on TV during the game? Over/Under 3½
Parks: Under, he'll be in hiding in the box
Kevin: Under (he knows this is Eli's day)
Steve: Over
Ken: Over
UK: Over

How many times will Giselle Bundchen be shown on TV during the game? Over/Under 1/2
Parks: Under, another one that will be even more in hiding
Kevin: Under
Steve: Over
Ken: Over
UK: Over

How many times will David Tyree's 08 Super Bowl catch be shown be shown on TV during the game? Over/Under 1
Parks: Over
Kevin: Push
Steve: Over
Ken: Over
UK: Over

How many times will Mitt Romney be shown on TV during the game? Over/Under 1
Parks: Under
Kevin: Over
Steve: Under
Ken: Over
UK: Under

What Color will the Gatorade be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?
Parks: Riptide Rush
Kevin: Lemon Lime
Steve: Orange
Ken: Yellow
UK: Orange