I had to wait to post this to make sure none of you people outbid me, but I bought (this is not debatable) the greatest Redskins hat in the history of Redskins hats. There's a picture of it after the jump at the bottom. I must have gone through zillions of Ryan Kerrigan rookie cards and oddly, Henry Ellard cards.
First up is this AMAZING signed Steve Spurrier Redskins helmet. Opening bid $62?!!? Good luck with that. Add a decimal in the middle and than we can start talking. The shipping alone costs more than it's worth.
- A MUCH better value is this Sammy Baugh autograph for $10.99 buy it now. I'm pretty much against buying anything "signed" on eBay. If you read the reviews of signed jerseys or guitars, most people complain about fakes. For $10.99 I can live with the risk of that.
- How about a Jason Taylor jersey with a starting bid buy it now for $25? Move the decimal TWO places to the left and make it free shipping....then we're talking.
- I don't really get this Riggo shirt. "GET OFF THE TRACKS...RIGGO IS COMING!" Are there Diesel trains?
- I don't know what's better about this Redskins Trotter jersey....that's it's for sale for 99 cents....or that's there TWO bids on it already. Ken....stop outbidding me already.
- For those Redskins smokers......and if you don't want to splurge on that zippo, these Skins Bics are much cheaper.
- OK, I seriously need to buy this Redskins bikini for my girlfriend. (Go ahead, comment below "Do you plan on asking for six sizes larger????) (and yes, I do).
- Arguably the ugliest/worst stress ball of all time. Who in their right mind says, "You know what. I'm going to take my $6000 and go into the stress ball business. And let's not just make normal balls. Let's give it a face, and a smile, and really pubic hair looking hair cut that also looks like french fries."
- Congratulations....here is the worst door mat in the history of the world. Half Redskins, Half Cowboys.
- Super fans only apply for this one......Redskins Holiday Nutcrackers.
- If you want to be just like Parks Smith....you can have your very own...wait for it....Redskins Calculator Watch.
- Let's get serious here, a signed Chris Hanburger jersey.
- OK, back to the garbage. A Heath Shuler "Electric" Rookie Card. Mint Condition. Can you guess the price on this????
- Oooo (Homer Simpson voice), another Trotter jersey. This one starts at $35.99. Good luck with that.
- If you're looking for a serious, cool winter hat. Look no further. (Seriously, this is sweet).
- A Fred Davis signed jersey with "Dallas Sucks"...rather pricey at $100 but what jersey isn't?
- OK YES. Ken Meringolo owns like six of these....he said poo stains DO come out. So there you go.
- (Bob Barker voice) When Ken is not prancing around in just his Redskins thong, he's got on his.....REDSKINS OVERALLS!
- How about a Chris Samuels game worn jersey for $200???
- This Redskins' children's hat has Sandusky written all over it. All sorts of creepy.
- Based on the past 20 years, I might need to buy this Redskins voodoo doll. Who makes this sh!t?
- For the gamers out there, a Redskins XBOX controller.
- I have to end on this...a Redskins Deion Sanders jersey $35. The title of the posting is so great: "RARE ITEM & GREAT for the COLLECTOR"
- YES!!! A Dana Stubblefield jersey. Be an instant hit at your tailgate. Someone please buy this. It's $9.
- This is the hat I just bought.....SHE'S A BEAUT!!! Pricey....but I can't say no to this. I mean, I have to write "HAVEN" on the bill, right?
