Count me among the masses who've seen enough Rex Grossman to last a lifetime. While I don't believe things will get any better with John Beck, I'm comfortable moving on. So comfortable in fact, I've written a song. So kick back and enjoy the new lyrics to Justin Timberlake's 'I'm Bringing Sexy Back'.
Sing along to the music which continues after the jump. I think it's quite catchy.
We're sending Rexy Back
To the bench cuz he plays like crap
Some of his picks they were crazy wack
We all knew he was just a hack
Send him to the bench
Johnny Beck
Take off the shackles
Shanny is so/so naïve
What's he thinking has he seen you play
2 bad QB's we knew it would end this way
We gotta pick our poison (chorus)
There goes Rex
Double covered, still gonna throw it
Here come the Beck
Wide open, he underthrows it
INT
Double covered, still gonna throw it
God help me
Wide open, he underthrows it
We all know what we working with
Double covered, still gonna throw it
Can't believe this ish
Wide open, he underthrows it
Missed by a mile
Double covered, still gonna throw it
Blindfold yo child
Wide open, he underthrows it
I want Rexy gone
We're sending Rexy back
To the bench cuz he plays like crap
4 picks in a game makes me wanna yack
Wish his throwing arm was in a cast
Send him to the bench
We're sending Rexy back
Cuz his play may cause a heart attack
4 picks made me wanna punch his sack
He could ruin a wet dream & that's a fact
Cheers and Hail