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Phillip Daniels vs Anthony Armstrong - Who's the Better Roaster?

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Oh man. Today has been one of the better twitter days I can remember in a long time. Despite some fantastic videos from @FunnyOrDie and @JimmyTraina, two Redskins decided to take some playful jabs at each other...hilarity ensues.

In the Offense corner: Anthony Armstrong jokes about Phillip Daniels' old age.
In the Defense corner: Phillip Daniels jokes about Anthony Armstrong's young age.

@MrArmstrong13 Looking back on the first half of the season, I'm proud of my team and my personal performance. We have lots to improve on, and we'll do it
@P_Daniels93

Ok now go back and get in your crib. Lol

@P_Daniels93 @MrArmstrong13 Just don't want you to crawl on then hurt youself and social services try to take you away.
@MrArmstrong13 I will if u move your walker, cane, and your orthopedic shoes!!
@P_Daniels93 @MrArmstrong13 Just don't want you to crawl on then hurt youself and social services try to take you away.
@MrArmstrong13 @P_Daniels93 Im gonna get you that "Ive fallen and cant get up" necklace for Christmas
@P_Daniels93 Guess @MrArmstrong13 had to take his midday nap after I changed his diaper and cleaned his nose. Baby wipes don't work on him so I had to use sand paper. All clean now.
@MrArmstrong13 @P_Daniels93 Naw, had to run to the pharm to get your meds and Depends. Those prunes keep your regular
@P_Daniels93 @MrArmstrong13 Boy stop!!!! You can't even see over the counter or talk yet. How they gonna understand goo goo ga ga.
@MrArmstrong13 @P_Daniels93 No need to talk when you've been going to the same spot for 35 years!!
@MrArmstrong13 @P_Daniels93 Fell asleep in his rocking chair again. Take out the dentures and everyone hush. Shhhh
@P_Daniels93 @MrArmstrong13 Enfamil or Similac. You threw up the breast milk.
@MrArmstrong13 @P_Daniels93 Old westerns or Golden Girls, you know you loooooove Betty White!!!
@P_Daniels93 @MrArmstrong13 Come try on your new OshKosh. Hope you like pink and purple.
@P_Daniels93 @MrArmstrong13 And just for that you get powdered milk tonight instead of whole cow milk.
@P_Daniels93 @MrArmstrong13 Sponge Bob or Little Bill. Dang you stank again. Where's the sand paper and diapers.
@MrArmstrong13 @P_Daniels93 Spongebob please LOL
@MrArmstrong13 Breaking News! @P_Daniels93 Played ball with 75% of the Top 100 Greatest Players of all time! Way to go Phil!!
@P_Daniels93 Breaking news: @MrArmstrong13 Tried to sneak onto a United Airlines flight inside the luggage of @P_Daniels93. Officials first thought he was a toy. When ask why @P_Daniels93 said that he was a child traveling with grown men and needed him to play in game. He is not old enough to have a license and nobody would claim him as their child.
@MrArmstrong13 @P_Daniels93 is one of the few Americans that can tell you about both the Depression and the Recession... #ageiswisdom
@P_Daniels93 @MrArmstrong13 It was fun man. Nothing but respect for you. Keep up the good work and enjoy the rest of bye week.
@MrArmstrong13 @P_Daniels93 You too, Im bout to go talk to my old HS football team