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Redskins' Headset Play-calling Communication Caught on Tape (Transcribed)!

By Kevin Ewoldt
This is the understood playcalling via Fox via <a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/">DC Sports Bog</a>. We've uncovered audio that there are more people involved then the above five.
This is the understood playcalling via Fox via DC Sports Bog. We've uncovered audio that there are more people involved then the above five.

Recently reported by the Redskins Insider, Chris Cooley further explained the ridiculous play-calling scheme created by Vinny Cerrato. I was actually OK with one play caller orchestrating the run plays while another does the pass plays. However, I find it really odd that the man calling the passing plays has ZERO interaction with the passer himself (throughout the week). I guess if he did, then Jim Zorn would REALLY have nothing to do, right? It's so true what John Riggins said, "The Redskins are castrating Zorn one testes at a time."

Anyway, what I didn't know was that there were more Redskins personnel involved on the headsets than the people pictured above. After the jump is the actual verbal communication among the Redskins play-calling headsets that a fan was able to intercept with a high frequency device:


Jason Campbell:		 (motioning to sidelines for next play)

Sherman Lewis:		 "2nd down. Let's go with a run."

Sherman Smith:		 "Isn't it 3rd down?"


Sherman Lewis:

 "Oh jeez, you’re right. OK, 3rd and 6. Let's do a 3-yard slant to...one second...number...82."

Jim Zorn:
"How about my play we scripted Wednesday?"

Dan Snyder:
 "Dammit Jim! Your mic is supposed to be on mute!!"

Sherman Lewis:		 "I'm OK with a run Sherman if you see something."

Vinny Cerrato:		 "Devin Thomas is open all day guys."

Sherman Smith:		 "Everyone shut up so Lewis and I can get the damn play in!"

Dan Snyder:		 "Tom Cruise is itching to see a reverse."

Vinny Cerrato:		 "Devin can run that."

Dan Snyder:
 "Vinny, bring me some of those wings and that unopened white wine."

Jim Zorn:
 "Should I call timeout?"

Sherman Smith:
 (sigh) "Jason. Double Reverse to Devin. Wristband 4! Jason? Oh, here you are…why aren’t you on the field?"

Jason Campbell:

(putting on a headset): "I called timeout 30 seconds ago."

Dan Snyder:

"Vinny, make those wings spicy. Jerry Maguire has a hankering to light a fire in here. And hurry it up."

Jim Zorn:		 "Guys, how about we get a play ready to go?"

Dan Snyder:

"If I have to tell you to shut your mouth one more time Zorn, you’ll be collecting tickets at Six Flags by the end of the week."

Vinny Cerrato:		 "Jimmy Clausen wouldn't have these problems."

Sherman Smith:		 "WHAT DOWN IS IT?!?!?!"


3 million Redskins' fans:

 "WHY DO WE KEEP BURNING OUR 3RD QUARTER TIMEOUTS!??!"
Special thanks to Ken Meringolo and HH member monk81 for their input.

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