The race is on to find out who Matt looks the most like. Sportage says it's a porn 'stache. Uh, right... Mister Irrelevant says Hedley Lamarr, to which I say well played, sir. Steinberg has Hitler from teammate Nate Burleson:
Too loose, perhaps.
"The mustache hit me like high beams," Burleson said. "I was eating, and it almost like came up a little bit.
"I told him, 'Matt, come on, I'm eating. Let me finish my meal before we make any more eye contact with the mustache.' "
I went a different way with it since I am too much of a coward to try searching for sex offenders in google. I'm calling it Muammer Aldailam from America's Most Wanted:
His dangerous alias is: "Mike"
Go find him: