There isn't much to add on this story that hasn't already been said. I'm a day late and a dollar short on it but I could not forgive myself for failing to bring it to reader(s) attention. It starts with The Best Mike Wise Article In History chronicling the transition from Chris Cooley to Captain Chaos to Married with enough brilliant anecdotes to fill this space for weeks. For those of you who didn't know, here's where Captain Chaos came from:
Here is the money shot from Wise's article:
Over the spring, Chris, Christy, Scott, her uncle Craig and aunt Shannon ended up at Vixens Gentlemen's Club in West Virginia for what turned out to be a family outing.
"Everyone knew who Chris was," Christy said. "The owner came out, they gave us VIP treatment and all of a sudden I look up and the strippers are dancing to 'Hail to the Redskins.' It was crazy."