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Above quote taken kind-of-sort-of from the unforgettable 1966 rendition of Batman that could not have possibly been more ridiculous. And then I introduce you to a Sean Taylor video set to the unforgettable Batman theme song:

Of course this video has nothing on my newest, favoritest website in the whole world: List of Batman lecturing Robin quotes that is endlessly hilarious. Let's briefly pause from Redskins related news to remember Bruce Wayne's brilliant, philosophically meaningful castigation of Dick "Robin" Grayson on such topics as:

Grammar:

Robin: "You can't get away from Batman that easy!"
Batman: "Easily."
Robin: "Easily."
Batman: "Good grammar is essential, Robin."
Robin: "Thank you."
Batman: "You're welcome."
The Ernest P. Worrell Principal:
Robin: "Boy! That was our closest call ever! I have to admit that I was pretty scared!"
Batman: "I wasn't scared in the least."
Robin: "Not at all?"
Batman: "Haven't you noticed how we always escape the vicious ensnarements of our enemies?"
Robin: "Yeah, because we're smarter than they are!"
Batman: "I like to think it's because our hearts are pure."
Aquatic mammals:
Robin: "Picked up the seal pulsator yet, Batman?"
Batman: "We're still over land, Robin, and a seal is an aquatic, marine mammal."
Robin: "Gosh, yes, Batman, I forgot."
The Summer of Love:
Batman: "Go back outside and calm the flower children."
Robin: "They'll mob me!"
Batman: "Groovy."
Puberty:
Catwoman: "Let noone say that Catwoman is not the best-dressed woman in the world."
Batman: "There are no fashion shows where you're going, Catwoman."
Robin: "And how could a feline feloness like you also be a fashion model?"
Batman: "Ah-ah. Give credit where credit is due, Robin. She may be evil, but she is attractive. You'll know more about that in a couple of years."
It goes on and on. You're welcome.