In case you didn't notice, Dan Snyder's Red Zone Capital purchased Dick Clark Productions Inc., securing the rights to hundreds of hours of American Bandstand, and a New Year's Eve Rockin' something or other broadcast, among other things. Final word on the issue belongs, as usual, to the incomparable Ben at The Curly R:
There's your justification for paying the premium entry fee right there, that you can skip food and ride lines just so you don't have to watch that shit.
And it occurs to me that if Dan spent 175 million dollars on this and then will be spending millions more on flatscreen TVs and a closed-circuit television system for the parks that he may have to cut back on staff, which creates longer lines, thus justifying need for entertainment in line. It's a co-branding marketing experiment that sounds better in the pitch session than it will at the park.
"Arrow started the whole Adult Entertainment Industry with the blockbusters like Deep Throat, Debbie Does Dallas, and Tell them Jonny Wadd was Here. Arrow is the true legend in the Adult Industery."
Wait, did you say... one million dollars???
Enormous thanks to Flubby and Big Daddy Drew of Kissing Suzy Kolber for finding and posting what is, by far, the funniest video I've seen in my entire life.
Redskins related minutiae continues, now. Sorry for the interruption.