In a team-building excercise gone horribly wrong, LaRon Landry got
kicked shot in the nuts playing paintball, and has since missed a good bit of practice due to the gingerly nature of the injury. Culprit was unidentified.
The teammate then raised his paintball gun and shot Landry point-blank in the crotch.
I am joking, by the way. In spite of the surgical accuracy of the shot, and entertaining circumstances introduced by PFT, I am absolutely confident that no one on the team would purposefully injure another player, especially in this groin-grabbingly heinous nature. Surely man law precedent or some other imperative preempts targeting another's testicles, though announced paintball execution might take etiquette out of combat, if any existed in the first.
Personally, I wouldn't shoot another dude in the balls, on purpose at least. [ED. Unless something really super important hinged on the outcome as well, like my ego or the final score of a competitive paintball game.]