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Leaked Document from Red Zebra Studios!

Hat Tip: Running Redskins.

Comedic though frequently NSFW geniuses at Kissing Suzy Kolber prove once again that the best satire is just real enough to be scary. Go check out the entire post here. Plug:

RZ: You've cast three different actresses for the leading role, paying each $20 million and interchanging them on different days of shooting.

DS: I'm trying some artsy shit. It worked for Luis Bunuel, right?

RZ: One of them is Elizabeth Taylor.

DS: Yeah, so? Isn't she an acclaimed actress of immense talent? She's won two Oscars. Good is good is always good.

RZ: She hasn't appeared in a movie in 13 years and that was the live action Flintstones movie. She's an incoherent, bloated husk of her former self.

DS: We can fix all this in post-production.

RZ: Another is Adam Archuleta in a weave.

DS: I had to get something out of that asshole.

Do yourself a favor and go read the whole thing.