Or so sayeth the Leesburg Times:
"There's a mutual friendship," cracked Sellers with a smile.
But why was Mike on hand?
We're like, so poor we can afford to purchase expensive sleeping bags and not go to work on a weekday.
So while those kids will get no damned sympathy from me, I am a bit more willing to extend some to my
friend favorite Fullback Mike Sellers. Segued...
Per PC, Mike Sellers is set to cost the team less than 1M in 2007 and is under contract through 2010. That salary never really goes up, either, as he'll cost just a wee bit over the Millenium Mark in the final year of his deal. He's the 27th most expensive player on the roster putting him in the bottom half of the 51 guys who actually count against the Salary Cap. The six year, 5M dollar contract he signed in 2005 is less overall than the 2007 cap hit we take from Marcus Washington, Cornelius Griffin, Shawn Springs, and Chris Samuels. None of this is to say that those guys aren't deserving of their contracts, rather I just want to applaud
my friend Mike Sellers for providing so much hurt (to opponents) for so little mazuma. Today we Hail to you, Mike Sellers. Get that guy some delicious burritos.
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