Hat Tip: Extreme Skins.
And it has the best Intro Video Ever. Go watch it and then come back. Here is why this video is awesome:
- Creepy Super Metroid-esque music.
- Combine 1. with seizure-causing briefly flashed images of Saint Moss.
- Faux humility quotes from Santana Moss (come on dude, you know how awesome you are).
Personally calls out member of the Dallas Cowboys. Take that Aaron Ross.
- Man with Burgundy turban (look for it!).
- Allegations that Moss sleeps with Footballs.
- Picture of Santana Moss' mom when he was a kid... and she's kind of sort of hot.
It is very important to Santana to be an inspiration to people, especially our children. He wishes to positively touch the lives of others by inspiring them to believe that we all deserve to dream and set goals. Santana was fortunate in his life to have special people, who took the trouble and time to encourage him to be the best that he could be. It is this most precious gift that he desires to pass on to other young children, who may need someone in their lives helping them to believe in their potential. If we are to make our great nation strong, we must start by giving back to our communities by encouragingly touching the lives of individuals.
Santana plans to seek and embark on creative ventures to inspire and motivate America's most valuable asset: our young children.