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Unemployed? Understand the concept of time? Job opening for you

Redskin Report has taken it upon himself to create a much-needed position within the Redskins organization and I thought I would bring it to reader(s) attention. The position itself is called Time Management Coordinator and here are the qualifications:

Be over sixty or relate well with old people.

Work well in groups, very large groups, in fact, the largest group in the NFL

Be ridiculously loyal to older players who've obviously lost it when there is a younger and better player waiting in the wings.

Be a "True Redskin".

Here's the link for that position's various duties. We all talk about the Redskins becoming a better football team, here is your opportunity to actually do something about it. Think of the timeouts.