SP hasn't posted his picks yet, so I took the initiative to go to Post Game Heroes and scope out the lines myself.
I'm guessing SP's picks will be up soon. Or maybe he's too busy throwing his life away going to law school. Either way, my picks on the way:
Detroit at Chicago (-5): DET
Cleveland at St. Louis (+3): CLE
Indianapolis at Carolina (+6.5): IND
Washington at New England (-16.5): WAS
New Orleans at San Francisco (+3): NO
Buffalo at Jets (-3): BUF
Giants at Miami (+9.5): NYG
Philadelphia at Minnesota (+1): MIN
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati (+3.5): PIT
Houston at San Diego (0): Gimme points and I say HOU, but when it's an even line in smoky San Diego, I say SD
Jacksonville at Tampa Bay (-4): JAX
Oakland at Tennessee (-7.5): OAK
Green Bay at Denver (-3): GB
That's all for now. Feel free to laugh and/or point fingers in the comments section.