Reader(s), fess up:
A man and two women made off with electronics Saturday at the Office Depot at 6623 Ritchie Highway, county police said...
The man was described as a black man in his 40s, 6 feet 1 inch tall with a slim build. He was wearing glasses, a Washington Redskins jersey, blue overalls and a black skull cap, police said.
Though it is merely speculation, I'm 99% sure it was an Archuleta jersey. Because he was a fraud. Get it? On a related note, last year the Bears were very good at defense. This year they aren't. So you're saying that Archuleta misses tackles? Shoot, I could've told you that.