I taste best with tuna fish!
Did you know: Bottlenose Dolphins (which the popular Dolphin in the Miami Dolphins' logo is modeled after) are sex-crazed meanie heads, frequently kidnapping and molesting smaller female dolphins. They are also known to kill for reasons other than hunger. But these homicidal sexual deviants don't stop with their own species, they've even been witnessed to attack humans, intimately. And I quote:
I'm sure glad we have a tasteful mascot.