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I just realized that although I've seen the video elsewhere, I don't as of yet have any video highlights from the Jacksonville game. A large portion of that blame rests on me for not being proactive about posting He-Who-Can-Do-No-Wrong highlights, though where were readers? Why weren't you banging down my front door with torches and pitchforks demanding more videos? Hmm? This is a community effort.

Enough theatrics. Without further ado, I give you Santana Moss:

Greatness of this level raises some interesting philosophical questions. Can Santana Moss be confined by traditional names? Quite presciently, Santana's folks nearly named him Saint Moss, which would've been fine by me. But I'm thinking a man of this calibre deserves something more than a play-on-words. He deserve a moniker that fits nicely between two sets of quotations marks, an appelation that inspires magnimity in allies, a pseudonym so positively, bowel-droppingly terrifying that it induces craptastic spasms in any who stand in his way.

Ok so I'm unoriginal: I pinched the idea from a clever haiku'er (one who haikus?) over at Jason La Confra's must-read blog. But really this is something that we should all have been giving hours of thought since last years Dallas Cowboys romping when Moss introduced himself to Redskins nation.

This man deserves a nickname so awesome that it instantly imbeds itself into the popular Football lexicon. Hogs Haven is taking suggestions. Perhaps, if some good ones surface, we'll put it to a vote.

Give me your best shot in the comments section.