wizards Stories - Hogs Haven
My Balls!!
Not sure who caught it but Jamison got kicked in the family jewels last night against the Pacers. What's funny is you can EASILY read Jamison's lips when the trainer asks where he got hit. Phil and Buck's reaction to the replay is also classic!!
Timberwolves Desperate Season Ticket Plan
So the T'Wolves are about as desperate as you can get to lure fans into watching their Garnett-less squad. I definitely gives props to the creative side of the contest. So the contest is: whatever lottery ball comes out for the T'Wolves this year, that is your per game cost for each ticket for the...
Lebron Diss Songs Contine into Celtics/Cavs
I really questioned myself whether I should blog this or not, because I HATE giving attention to no-name people that write terrible songs...but, well, things that are so bad can sometimes be funny (Screech from Saved By the Bell and his Nazi tirade in that reality show). Anyway, behold, some...
DeShawn Gets His Miley Cyrus on...
Blogging videos of yourself singing pop chart hits I thought was resticted for girls under the age 13...guess not.Deshawn Stevenson & Richard Millsap
Free Tickets for Gil & Magic Johnson Charity Game
See Magic Johnson, Gilbert Arenas and dozens of other celebrities at Freddie Mac's Hoops for the Homeless!Benefiting six nonprofit organizations throughout the national capital region, Freddie Mac's Hoops for the Homeless offers fun for the entire family. The event features celebrity sightings and...
Gilbert...
Well, it sucks. Once again we look stupid. Signing a player to a max contract with 2 knee injuries (presuming health) and he's out until January (yes, it got pushed back further). My biggest problem that my friend Casey pointed out is that the deadline to hand in your money for Wiz season tix was...
Taunting Lebron - Games 3 & 4
Alright Wizards fans, just like D.C. created the Jessica Simpson mask to heckle Tony Romo, the Ahern Inquirer has made one for Lebron. It is a lesser known fact, that Lebron James' Mom, Gloria, was popped for a DUI in 2006, resisted arrest, and kicked out the back window of the squad car....
White Out for Wizards Home Playoff Games
So the Wiz have announced a whiteout for our home playoff games. When it comes to DC sports, we are really bad at fan collaboration. The red out for the Caps games has given me some hope. GET IT TOGETHER. Here are some of the best white-outs from sports which we'll never match. Penn State being the...
DAGGGERRR!!! (1st one of 2008-2009)
So the Wizards impressively beat Utah on a great effort from Javale and Caron. It took 5 games for something to cheer about, but Steve Buckhantz had his mid-season "Dagger!" ready for fire.
If We Can't Enjoy the Wiz, We Might as Well Profit Off of Them....
So we at Ahern consider ourselves gambling sauvvy. We're 2-0 when betting against the Wiz this year. I just watched the Wiz lose to the Heat tonight, and I was in shock to see the Wiz were favored by 2 points. Sure, a lot of people make this kind of revelation after the game was played out, but...
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