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MAD WAGERIN', WEEK FOUR: READING IS FUNDAMENTAL
Resident probability technician Peter of Cleveland Frowns is a shade over .500 going into week four. Gambling, like reading, is fundamental, so work on your basics and enjoy this week's edition of Mad Wagering, and note that if/when the Pac-10 game comes to Las Vegas we will be the first ones there...
MAD WAGERIN', WEEK ONE: MEET YOUR NEW DEGENERATE GAMBLER
The position of resident degenerate gambler here has been a varied one. Solon, the original mad monk of Mad Wagerin', is now literally becoming a monk of sorts, which left the position open to our feeble, hastily written efforts, and then the witty, beautifully crafted wagering columns of Dollar...
DOLLAR BILL DOUG TIME TRAVELS, WALKS A THOUSAND MILES TO JUST SEE YOU
EDITOR'S NOTE: It should not be news to anyone at this point that Dollar Bill Doug's picks have been on the far side of "horrendous" this season, to the point where he recused himself from making any picks at all for the final week of the regular season. Instead, he took it upon himself to build a...
DOLLAR BILL DOUG PICKS: RIDE THE GOLF CART OF DOOM
Dollar Bill Doug put down the turkey leg and vodka long enough to file this week's edition of his picks. Enjoy, provided you're not too busy kidney-punching an old woman in a Target for a slightly discounted Rock Band: Roxette Special Edition.. It's a relevant image, we swear. RISK LEVEL 1: Having...
DOLLAR BILL DOUG SAYS THREE WINS IS BETTER THAN NONE
Dollar Bill Doug comes off going Full Costanza with his best results of the year last week, and hopes to continue the hotness into a late season streak bringing him closer to .500. Or .300. Or...he's building towards next year, people, and it's important to get some game experience under his belt...
DOLLAR BILL DOUG GOES FULL COSTANZA
Dollar Bill Doug begs your forgiveness this week for subjecting you to the annus horribilus he's going through on the punting front, and responds by going full Costanza on you this week. Enjoy. RISK LEVEL 1: Opening an e-mail with the subject line "Hey look at this" Georgia -5 vs. Auburn, 7...
DOLLAR BILL DOUG'S PICKS: STANDING AT THE DOOR OF A BUFFET RESTAURANT AND YELLING, "SOMEBODY'S KEYIN' A TRUCK!"
Once again, man-hugs of inappropriate affection and duration to our resident degenerate gambler Doug Gillett. RISK LEVEL 1: Throwing into coverage against a Willie Martinez secondary New Mexico +28 at Utah, 6 p.m. After last week's disastrous picks, which began with a supposedly easy bet for New...
DOLLAR BILL DOUG MAKES YOU DOLLAR DOLLAR BILLS
An inappropriately affectionate welcome to our resident degenerate gambler Doug Gillett. RISK LEVEL 1: Sneaking into a second movie after the movie you bought a ticket for ends Indiana +7 at Virginia, 3:30 p.m. Saturday Oddsmakers usually aren't the type to fall in love quickly, but that seems to...
DOLLAR BILL DOUG MAKES THE LADIES SAY YYYEEEEAH
Get your FREE MAD WAGERIN' MONEY from our resident degenerate gambler, the improbably handsome Doug Gillett. RISK LEVEL 1: Trying to cram a slightly-too-large carryon into the overhead bin Southern Miss -10 at UAB, 8 p.m. Thursday Colorado-West Virginia may be the headliner this Thursday night, but...
WEEK FOUR PICKS WITH A VERY SPECIAL GUEST
As pickster Holly is not around to help us make our casting couch picks, we'll have to just soldier through them without her. Orson: Miami IS Ray Liotta IN Anything. Let's face it: Ray Liotta was never meant to make a film without at least one scene of him burying his fist in the face of a...
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