Wow. I mean. Wow. As stressful as Sundays have been, I'm kind of having fun with this now. It's definitely easing the pain.
"You're a great guy, Vin, but you're no GM."
"Zorn, you too are not a football coach. High School? For sure."
Here's a neat little calculator. It's awesome to see that it would take me over 100 years to make what Albert will make this year alone. Not only that, once he makes his first tackle, he will have earned more than my yearly salary.