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Meetups, Beatups and Bits

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Meetups, Beatups and Bits #isles

Pretty funny Mavs fake story

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Funny article that came out after Dirk was sick during game 4 (funny if you saw total recall I guess)

Albert Haynesworth's Match.com Profile

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A comical spoof on what Albert Haynesworth's dating profile would look like.

My Cam Newton Joke of the Day

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Just for laughs for a good cause! Am I beating a dead horse? Of course, but I hate seeing anyone go a Christmas without any toys.

6 Pranks the Redskins Players Should Pull on Haynesworth's Return to Camp

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Team chemistry is vital, so to avoid awkwardness upon Haynesworth's return to camp, we provide some prank ideas to lighten the mood for everyone.

A little late... I know. My HDD on my computer crashed on me and intended to get this up earlier...

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A little late... I know. My HDD on my computer crashed on me and intended to get this up earlier for laughs but lost all my footage. So I had to go through other people to finally get the footage (although it's not as crisp clear as I usually upload). Although the Blazers are out of the playoffs, atleast have a good laugh. Mike Barrett & Mike Rice talked briefly about the Joey Crawford ghost foul video I made from game 4 (view it here if you haven't already). It was kind of awkward how Mike Rice brought it up... like slowly going into it as Mike Barrett kind of plays the nice guy act. I know dumb video but I thought it was funny, made the pain of losing not hurt so much. It just shows that putting an effort in getting Blazer media out there does work and people do watch it. As I recover my data and files I will be posting more highlights from the playoffs (the blazer ones, don't worry)... just a very slow process. I'm getting geared up and got some new equipment so I can post HD footage throughout the season instead of just the playoffs (because it's on KGW for free). Along with the launch of my blazers website freeoden.com this summer (finally) as the project was put on hiatus due to... Oden going down for the season (and the website literally was going to go up beginning of January). Until then, enjoyyyy

Randy Couture wants to fight James Toney (sigh)

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Randy Couture wants to fight James Toney (sigh)

Skate Canada: I laughed and I cried

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I laughed and I laughed and I laughed Because the judging...kind of a joke, right? Home field advantage has not been this pronounced in recent memory. It was most evident in the program components...

A joke for the guys, because we all could use a laugh today: : A man wakes up in the hospital,...

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A joke for the guys, because we all could use a laugh today: : A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway.. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but..... something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.' The man groans, but the doctor goes on, 'You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did -better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch.' The man perks up at this. 'So,' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before,and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.' The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day.'So,' says the doctor, 'have you spoken with your wife?' 'I have,' says the man. 'And has she helped you in making the decision?' 'Yes, she has,' says the man. 'And what is it?' asks the doctor. 'We're getting granite countertops.'

Speaking of Ducks...

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A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he’s retrieving it, a farmer walks up and stops him, claiming that since the duck is on his farm, it technically belongs to him. After minutes of...

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