Did you know: Chris Cooley is awesome at being awesome?
by Skin Patrol on Apr 3, 2008 3:11 PM EDT
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PrintSo I was just cruisng around THE GREATEST WEBSITE IN HISTORY when I stumbled upon an ESPN Magazine video of Clinton Portis vs. Christy Ogilvie (Chris Cooley's fiancee, pronounced fy-ants) in a game of who knows Cooley best where he reveals:
- He is awesome at drawing naked women (both Christy and Portis are awarded points)
- Clinton Portis thinks Chris Cooley's favorite food is fried snails.
- Clinton Portis thinks Name That Tune is Chris Cooley's favorite game show, which hasn't aired since like 1960 and has failed no fewer than three times in being revived.
- Cooley would play Deal or No Deal, and his strategy, predictably genius and sound, would be to keep the hottest women around to give him his $1 million. Even though I don't think anyone has ever won, Chris Cooley would definitely win.
- Clinton Portis sleeps during meetings; Cooley draws pictures of naked women. This is why we made the playoffs.
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Clinton Portis:
Hello world. My name is Clinton Portis. And I am here speaking on Chris Cooley's behalf.
Go Register. Or else.
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