That's a rap.

by Skin Patrol on Sep 27, 2007 5:00 PM EDT

Earlier in the week I was happy to introduce the Dead Tree Crew who define what it means to be a super fan of Your Washington Redskins. They risk life and limb defending our good name against the likes of battery tossing Eagles fans, and they drink, and convince women to wear burgundy, and that's all that needs to be said.

Or is it?

DTC leader-ship The Mayor (of FedEx Field), seen below, did this space an enormous honor by giving us our own rap, also below, of which I'm more proud than anything that has ever been posted on this premises. Ever.

Fighting the good fight.

Click read more for the official DTC Hogs Haven rap.

Originally performed here:

Exclusive freestyle for Hog Haven

And I this time, im pulling a Carrot Top, and using some visual props.

Ready?

Eagle fans shut the fuck up, you dont know bout us.

Keep talking shit, im a fuck up this bus ---> http://www.myspace.com/scottyexpress

Thats not a threat, its a promise and yes im the Mayor

Remember me? I fucked your sister then stole her DVD player.

DTC in the lot, man we a monster.

Love all the attention, now who wants to be our sponser?

Hogs Haven the Jason Cambell of blogs, the others are the Ryan Leaf

Whats Beef? When a bricks breaks your teeth.

Mayor of Fed Ex Field, and im far from done.

You know me, Philadelhia Public Enemy #1.

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I love that picture.........

I just dont understand why he is asking so many questions.

I still give it 9 and a half thumbs up, only because someone spent the time and efforet to actually assist the local Philly post offices with a actual wanted poster.

Signed,

The Mayor aka "Mayor the Kid"

by The Mayor of Fed Ex Field on Sep 27, 2007 6:20 PM EDT reply actions

And he's fiercely asking them too

Notice the extra "!"s and "?"s

They call themselves the Dead Tree group?!?!?!?! They treat DTC as though it's an SAT question.

What I'd say to you Mayor (of FedEx Field) is that all publicity is good publicity, and I'd be damn proud if a bunch of Eagles fans took the time out of their day to personally hate on me.

That's vindication.

Go Register. Or else.

by Skin Patrol on Sep 27, 2007 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions

This is new

This is a video response for our music video, Hit a Motherfukkin eagle Fan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Q7Ue0oKt8

A portly and most likely member of the Down Syndrome tribe decided to call yours truly out on youtube.I couldnt make it through the entire thing, the guys cant get a sentence out without stuttering.

TO-TO-TODAY JUNIOR!

by The Mayor of Fed Ex Field on Sep 27, 2007 7:07 PM EDT reply actions