It's been too long since I posted about Chris Cooley. With that in mind, please enjoy either this Todd Yoder blog entry at the CC website over good/bad/UGLY pranks:

The latest in this line of pranks was the placement of someone’s car keys in an empty Gatorade bottle; the bottle was then filled with urine and frozen. Defrosting piss can be a daunting task just to recover your keys. Not to mention the psychological damage that it has incurred with the thought that every time you start your car you are touching keys that have been immersed in another man's piss.

 

 

 

 

 

That's some hate(rade). In any event, I've now googled frozen urine and came up with these interesting facts: 1) Your piss freezes at -5 C , 2) frozen piss is also a useful means of beating drug tests.

Or you could enjoy Cooley with Dale, Jr. at the track probably to be posted somewhere else on this site later. I'm not even a NASCAR fan, but I've now made two consecutive posts referencing the sport.

No, the real point of this post is to discourage young man below from cutting off his hair:

This is democracy. Some people selfishly decide that, hey, I'm going to go cut my hair without consulting thousands of strangers via the internet. Chris Cooley says balderdash to all that because he believes in you America anyone with an internet connection, and trusts you to make crucial grooming decisions on behalf of others. Notice the hair above? He asks:

Should he Cut the Cooley Fro off?

This space says no, and no is winning as of this writing 602 (includes me) for keeping the shag and 165 for cutting.

I've got nothing else today.

Some nasal guy, might be me, talked Redskins football with the guys over at... FootballGuys. That's being added to the sidebar, and here are some testimonials to convince you that these people are legit (and thus I'm legit by association! See what I did there?)

There are all kinds of fantasy football updates that pop into my computer or onto my blackberry. Most I simply delete. But not the Footballguys newsletter. When it shows up, I sit down and read. And learn

Adam Schefter
Analyst, NFL Network

See? It's no joke. I'm told The Audible (a FootballGuys podcast) is the most popular football show on iTunes. And if you go here, you'll see:

May 30 2008
2008 Volume#123a - Interview with Will Allensworth from Hogs Haven. (#472)
In This Episode: Cecil Lammey and Sigmund Bloom interview Will Allensworth from Hogshaven.com Topics Include: how is Erasmus James going to fit in, will this be the true breakout year for Jason Campbell, can Colt Brennan be the QB of the future, a discussion about the new weapons in the passing game, plus more!

Link to the actual podcast here.

In it you can find insightful comments from yours truly, such as: The 2008 draft reflects a philosophical shift in draft philosophy.

Huh. A philosophical shift in philosophy, yea? Are there other kinds, Will? I'm not s-m-r-t.

If you're interested in the Football Guys, you can explore their site linked above (and going on the blogroll shortly) or watch them here in this familiar draft profile of current Redskin Kerry Brown:

The two gentlemen on the other side of the interview are the ones above talking about and with Kerry Brown.

Anyways... I thought the questions were much better than the answers and was incredibly flattered to be included in a serious, legitimate podcast. If you're really starved for football podcasts, find their archives here.

Let me have it in the comments; you always do.