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DISCLAIMER

AT NO POINT IN TIME WOULD THIS EVER GO TO COURT.

SERIOUS PART OF TITLE REFERS TO WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE U.S. RIGHT NOW:

PEOPLE SUING OVER THE STUPIDEST SHIT IMAGINABLE

UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF HOGS HAVEN

MMILLER │

Plaintiff, │

v. │ Case No.: AA-08-34-678921

SKINSNJ │

Defendant, │

and │

IH8DALLAS │

Defendant. │

COMPLAINT

Plaintiff, MMiller now files suit against skinsNJ (Herein known as Defendant 1) and iH8dallas (Hereafter known as Defendant 2) and states the following:

1. That the Plaintiff is filing on behalf of himself.

2. That in April of 2014, the Plaintiff entered into an agreement with Defendant 1 and Defendant 2.

3. That the agreement is a legally binding contract.

4. That Defendant 1 resides the state of New Jersey.

5. That Defendant 2 resides in the state of North Carolina.

6. That the Plaintiff resides in the state of Maryland.

7. That the Plaintiff, Defendant 1 and Defendant 2 are over the age of majority and legally competent.

8. That Defendants 1 and 2 knowingly and intentionally breached the contract.

9. That the Plaintiff is ignorant of the true names and capacities of Defendants sued herein. And therefore sues these Defendants by such fictitious names. Plaintiff will amend this complaint to allege their true names and capacities when ascertained.

10. That venue and jurisdiction in this matter are proper, under 28 U.S.C. § 1332 and 28 U.S.C. § 1391, regarding diversity of citizenship.

COUNT 1

BREACH OF CONTRACT BY DEFENDANT 1

11. The Plaintiff asserts and incorporates the allegations contained in paragraphs 1-10 of this Complaint.

12. That Defendant 1 knew and agreed to the terms of the agreement.

13. That Defendant 1 knowingly breached that agreement by intentionally refusing to abide by the Plaintiff's request to cease and desist.

14. That Defendant 1 had ample and reasonable time for consideration.

15. That Defendant 1 was warned by the Plaintiff that the Defendant was out of line.

16. That Defendant 1's conduct was performed with malice, obvious intent to injure and without legal justification or excuse.

17. That as a result of the breach, Defendant 1 has caused the Plaintiff tortuous injury.

WHEREFORE, MMiller, on behalf of himself, demands judgment against Defendant 1 for an amount over $75,000 in compensatory damages, in addition to any other relief this Court might deem just and proper.

COUNT II

BREACH OF CONTRACT BY DEFENDANT 2

18. The Plaintiff asserts and incorporates the allegations contained in paragraphs 1-17 of this Complaint.

19. That Defendant 2 knew and agreed to the terms of the agreement.

20. That Defendant 2 knowingly breached that agreement by intentionally refusing to abide by the Plaintiff's request to cease and desist.

21. That Defendant 2 had ample and reasonable time for consideration.

22. That Defendant 2 was warned by the Plaintiff that the Defendant was out of line.

23. That Defendant 2's conduct was performed with malice, obvious intent to injure and without legal justification or excuse.

24. That as a result of the breach, Defendant 2 has caused the Plaintiff tortuous injury.

WHEREFORE, MMiller, on behalf of himself, demands judgment against Defendant 2 for an amount over $75,000 in compensatory damages, in addition to any other relief this Court might deem just and proper.

JURY DEMAND

The Plaintiff respectfully requests a jury trial for the issue stated above.

________________________

MMiller

1501 West Street

Annapolis, Maryland 21401

Plaintiff

CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE

I hereby certify that on this 30th day of June, 2014, a copy of the foregoing Complaint was mailed via first class, posted prepaid to: iH8dallas and skinsNJ.

________________________________

MMiller

1501 West Street

Annapolis, Maryland 21401

Plaintiff

__________________________________________________________________________________________

UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF HOGS HAVEN

MMILLER │

Plaintiff, │

v. │ Case No.: AA-08-34-678921

SKINSNJ │

Defendant, │

and │

IH8DALLAS │

Defendant. │

PLAINTIFF'S MOTION FOR DEFAULT JUDGMENT

Plaintiff, MMiller now files for Default Judgment against the Defendants and states the following:

1. That in April of 2014, the Plaintiff entered into an agreement with Defendant 1 and Defendant 2.

2. That the agreement is a legally binding contract.

3. That Defendant 1 resides the state of New Jersey.

4. That Defendant 2 resides in the state of North Carolina.

5. That the Plaintiff resides in the state of Maryland.

6. That the Plaintiff, Defendant 1 and Defendant 2 are over the age of majority and legally competent.

7. That Defendants 1 and 2 knowingly and intentionally breached the contract.

8. That the Plaintiff is entitled to default judgment as a matter of law.

CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE

I hereby certify that on this 30th day of June, 2014, a copy of the foregoing Motion for Default Judgment was mailed via first class, posted prepaid to: iH8dallas and skinsNJ.

________________________________

MMiller

1501 West Street

Annapolis, Maryland 21401

Plaintiff

__________________________________________________________________________________________

UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF HOGS HAVEN

MMILLER │

Plaintiff, │

v. │ Case No.: AA-08-34-678921

SKINSNJ │

Defendant, │

and │

IH8DALLAS │

Defendant. │

ORDER GRANTING MOTION FOR DEFAULT JUDGMENT

Upon consideration of Plaintiff's Motion for Default Judgment, on this 27th day of June, 2014, by the United States District Court for the District of Hogs Haven,

ORDERED, that Plaintiff's Motion for Default Judgment is GRANTED.

_________________________

Judge Ken Meringolo

EDITED JUNE 28th 2014 1400

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