Alright, we've been awful serious of late. Time for a little levity. So, seems like time for another installment of Radio Hits.
Going back to the well with Jay. To the tune of Blueprint 2. Let me know what you think.
RG this, RG that (RG won't succeed in Washington)
RG this, RG that
RG that, RG this (RG won't make Snyder no money)
Get off RG dick
What y'all writers get front page articles, y'all mention RG name
(This thing on?) RG, RG, in RG news
Ya'll ready for these personnel groups?
I'm running 1-2 this time, though
Get the pass Rush on them, guru
Gimme some more points in the endzone
Let's get the proceedings proceeding this evening
Let's do this thing (let's do it right this time)
N, O V A
MD, DC baby, oh behave
Naw, naw, don't be afraid
Y'all and your articles, diss on my QB
Y'all from afar threw shots our way
Ya'll forgot, we was hot with our '012 play? Nope!
Y'all fell into the Shanny trap
he said the crap just cause he was getting sacked, and now
And now you'se can't see
That we in place to own the East, annually
And I'm sorry to the Interwebs
We bout to spark a gifsplosion on your NFL threads
But you can't give cred to shit PTI says
Next season we dropping bombs thats killing them talking heads
(I give it twelvvvvve wins!) Till that media SPIN is DEAD
You sound a little naive in them comment strings that I read
MD, DC N, O V A
The Gruprint 2 baby, on the way
Team, of RG and Jay
To the post-season yeah we on the way
Can't y'all, see Kelly's lame, the coach version of kwai chang caine
Fools writing books, called the Tao of his name
A few protein shakes, an ipod track when he trains
And this is all it takes to say he changing the game?
I craft Xs and Os, with perfect timing on throws
My three receiver sets it treating yall boys to a show
And when ya'll try to cover each route sold
Whoevers still left, is getting trucked by AlMo, oh!
Ain't Griff supposed to be absorbed with 3?
Every time there's a film session he's the last one to leave
And they call Gruden a novice, but they don't call him the dude
That took Dalton, made a passer out of a project
They say Griffs too raw, not making his checks
can't pass from the pocket, gotta run for the yards he gets
And y'all buy the shit, caught up in the hype
Cause the hack writer wrote it, it don't mean that he right
Just cause its in his name, it don't mean that he Wise
It just means he don't understand bout the game he's paid to write
Is it "all read option" or is it "bootleg to the right"?
Is Pierre "just a number 2" or "the second coming of Rice"?
Our outlook is getting sunny, they confuse it with conceit
Receiver corps stacked, Pass rush is a beast
Bookend linebackers, a spinner called the Ye-TI
Got Foles Eli and Romo, already losing they sleep
When we rush the passer, the sacks will show
I gotta thank the homie Jerry Jones for that though
Saving me the hassle of finding an end in the draft yo
Can't wait till Hatcher catch up to Ro-MO, whoa
But if you try to sack Griff you'll miss G
The Ref's can't save you this time, Ellison's history
Who got receivers quick and speedy as we?
If ya'll , sleeping, Gruden's gonna let ya'll know
Don't forget about my man Jordan Reed
He's a joker, lightin bitches up in the seam
Desean Jackson, gonna blow the top of the D
10 to 11! DJ in the endzone dancing a "C"
Griff's a star, you should take a picture with 3
Drive to the hall in Canton, see the display with his cleats
Romo's OLD , And Nick Foles, listen kid, you a flea
And the little homey Eli is a wash-up to me
We Trolling Bleeding Green. We Trolling BBV.
We clowning BtB, we from the D M V bitches
That's why this year all you see, the whole state repping Burgundy
This year the brace is off his knee
You want stats then it's stats you gonna see,
We about to throw mad TDs, you want more then it's more you gonna see
*Rival fans, as always, no disrespect, just having some fun. If you want to come back with your response tracks, I welcome your creativity.
If you want to check out previous hits: