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The Legend of RG3 - Real Facts (Game)


After seeing a few of Tiller's comments yesterday, which divulged some absolutely factual background knowledge about our very own SuperBob, I've decided to make the fact finding mission official. Please use this section to contribute your own lesser known RGIII trivia. The format is the same as the completely factual discussions on Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer. I'll get this started.

RGIII once allowed himself to be injured, so he could secure an endorsement deal with DonJoy.

People confirmed to own an RGIII Jersey: Chuck Norris, Barrack Obama, Jerry Jones, The Pope

RGIII has been officially honored in Texas more times than Tony Romo. (No, that one is totally serious)

RGIII and Wolverine go to the same physical therapist

RGIII had to lie publicly about using rehabbing on an underwater treadmill. Everyone knows he runs OVER water, but he figured talking about it directly wasn't humble.

Tony Romo's Madden '13 profile has RGIII for his career mode.

Jason Garrett has RGIII for his fantasy team.

There was a theory that RGIII's gameplay would lead to a severely shortened career. This was proven correct, by Rob Parker. This year, Jason Garrett will attempt to replicate Parker's results.

As tradition, The NYSE still displays an antique paper stock ticker. Per the Chairman's orders, it is connected to RGIII's Twitter account.

The Worldwide Center of Mathematics (WCM) just offered Griffin a high dollar contract to officially endorse the number "3". The contract is public but the pay scale algorithm is so complicated only WCM and Griffin can make any sense of it.

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