Matching Smurfs Characters with Redskins Players

There's a lot of personalities on the cartoon Smurfs, some of them match up pretty well with past and present Redskins.

Since we had so much fun matching Simpsons characters up with Redskins, I thought I'd give it a go with the Smurfs.

Smurf

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Redskin

Papa Smurf

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is the leader of the Smurf community. Wears red.

Joe Gibbs

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(Every year Gibbs is always good for a positive quote when times are bad to help keep the Redskins masses calm.)

Brainy Smurf

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considers himself the most intelligent Smurf in the village and an expert on everything, although his actual knowledge is questionable at best

Dan Snyder

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Hefty Smurf

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has incredible strength and often is seen doing a lot of the heavy work in the village.

Brian Orakpo

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Jokey Smurf

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cheerful Smurf who enjoys playing tricks on the other Smurfs.

Chris Cooley

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Grouchy Smurf

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is the misanthropic, scowl-faced grouch of the Smurf village. His catchphrase is "I hate (something somebody else mentions)".

Post-Game Mike Shanahan

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Handy Smurf

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helps fix things in the village and is known for his amazing technological inventions

Dr. James Andrews

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Dreamy Smurf

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is always dreaming of other places and other things.

Jim Zorn

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Greedy Smurf

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is an exceptionally gluttonous Smurf.

Albert Haynesworth

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Vanity Smurf

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is the epitome of a Narcissist. He has a flower in his hat, and he often holds a hand mirror, staring into his own reflection, which he kisses often.

Devin Thomas

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Honorable mention to the original Redskin Vanity Smurf: Mark Moseley.

Scaredy Smurf

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easily gets scared by anything, whether it is a small insect or the noise of storm. He is often teased by the Smurfs because of this.

Leonard Hankerson

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(This applies to Hank's continued alligator arms for routes over the middle.)

Clumsy Smurf

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is a somewhat dimwitted but amiable Smurf.

John Beck

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10 sacks against Bills.

Harmony Smurf

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a musician although his musical ability shows a total lack of harmony, and he is usually asked to stop playing as soon as he gets started.

Kirk Cousins

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He's got a voice.

Smurfette

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Female Smurf.

Logan Paulsen
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(OK not really, I took this pic at Lorenzo Alexandar's charity event last year)

Sleepy Smurf

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has trouble staying awake.

Fred Davis

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(Poor Fred, the joke that will never die for oversleeping practive his rookie year)

Gargamel

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The main antagonist, Gargamel the sorcerer is the sworn enemy of the Smurfs. He is an evil wizard with limited powers.

Jerry Jones

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Azrael

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Gargamel's pet cat. Although Gargamel never treats him well, Azrael manages to put up with his master. Azrael tends to realize beforehand that Gargamel's schemes will go awry, but reluctantly goes along with them anyway in hopes of possibly capturing a Smurf.

Jason Garrett

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