My 2013 Mock draft out of right field, or is it left field? I forget.
If anyone and I mean Anyone remembers me from any previous post or comment, you know by now I "often" cross the center line or run into a ditch with my comments-see title of piece. I apologize for all that. Also that I’m getting old and can’t keep up with you young whipper-snappers-thought process wise.
This is who I’d like to add to my team in 2013.
Rd 1 … oops.
Rd 2 WR Ryan Swope TA&M Ht. 6-1 Wt. 206ish. Why? He’s the new Wes Welker and you can take that to the bank. Also, I was afraid I’d forget about him by the end of this piece.
Rd 3 OG Alvin Bailey, Arkansas. Why, cuz those idiots at Bleacher Report have us taking another 3rd Rd. Guard. Just wanted to point that out.
Rd 4 OT Menelik Watson, FSU (I think) he’s been around. Ht. 6-6, Wt. 320 I love me some Brits. He reminds me of Dr. House-somewhat. Probably can change his accent on a dime.
Rd 5 TE Michael Williams, Alabama Ht. 6-6, wt 269. I just "Love" me some big guys.
Rd 5 This one I'm having trouble with. If I remember right, we got this pick for that big porker waste we sent to N.E. This makes me laugh so much. I know I am forgetting something. Oh yea, I need a DB. I’ll take the best one remaining, I guess. Blidi-Wreh ...Blidee Ray? Ranked 11th best CB by WalterCamp, but I think he may of moved up a bit. His name is growing on me.
Rd 6 ILB Mike Mauti, Penn St. Just to make Tiller Happy.
Rd 7 That big dude who plays Earl’s brother in "My Name Is Earl". Great blocker on every movie he’s played a …. blocker. And he has a a pretty voice too. Ever hear him sing?
I picked up my starting Safeties in FA.
By the way, if you think this is far out, wait till you see Shanny’s Draft.