Ok, so if you remember the Macklemore bit from the preseason, you know I like to do Redskins themed remixes. If there's enough interest I may make this a regular thing.
This time I am going to break the rules and do two things I don't normally condone, dwelling on a season past and playing Miley Cyrus, but trust me, this time its worth it. (At the very least, you guys get some Redskins Cheerleader twerk pictures!) Enjoy.
(To the tune of Miley Cyrus - We Can't Stop)
Had a head coach could do whatever he want
Let our head coach do whatever he want
It's a big part of all the reasons we stunk
all the reasons we stunk
All the fans we stay drunk
All the writers on the blogs saying we suck
just another year of Redskins fan luck
We just played the Chiefs and got smoked
Now I gotta hear these RG3 and 10 jokes
First down and we just got the run stuffed
Second down and can't prevent the pass rush
Third down and we need like 15
What the fuck? Why did Kyle call a damn screen?
Can't protect the QB
Not for RG3
Not for the KC
Once again we have to punt.....
Go three and out
Rocca's up now
And we can't Block.....
And we won't Block......
You say the QBs footwork just don't look right?
He ain't had a pocket all got damn night!
And we can't Block.....
And we won't Block......
We ain't getting blocks from nobody
Not Polumbus Not Kory and Not Monty
Yeah, yeah
Had a head coach could do whatever he want
Let our head coach do whatever he want
It's a big part of all the reasons we stunk
all the reasons we stunk
All the fans we stay drunk
Polumbus giving up another big sack
Christ Monty, not another false snap
Bad enough, we can't seem to find the end zone
Passes constantly under or overthrown
The line sucks, I don't give a fuck what you say
Don't you talk to me about a PFF grade
QB got Von Miller in his damn face
And you wonder why he's throwing off his back leg
Can't protect the QB
Not for RG3
Not for the KC
Once again we have to punt.....
Go three and out
Rocca's up now
And we can't Block.....
And we won't Block......
You say the QBs footwork just don't look right?
He ain't had a pocket all got damn night!
And we can't Block.....
And we won't Block......
We getting blocking from nobody?
Not Polumbus Not Kory and Not Monty
Yeah, yeah