See the kick (GIF) here by Yardbarker: The Kick
They were beaten, licked, picked, and kicked into a pulp on MNF by the 49ers. Hear that toilet flush? That was the season...
The worst part was that I predicted we would get destroyed, first by a lack luster special(ed) teams. Then, the equally inept offense that gives it up more then Lindsay Lohan.
Let's look at our star OL lineup that at every turn, single handedly tried to end RGIII's season last night.
1) We have the turn-table at RT, Tyler Polump-ass! This guy shows amazing versatility - he finds every possible way to get beat on every play. But, we make up for his lack of blocking by placing another horrible blocking TE, Niles Paul, next to him! WOW, come on down Tyler for your award...a Turntable and a canceled contract for next season.
2) Center, W. Montgumbby does a wonderful job, for the defense! Seems every time I look for him, he's standing around watching the play unfold and his QB or RB is getting killed. Look closely, I swear he's laughing under that helmet, but I cannot prove it yet. Step on down Will ! Now, step out of the locker room...now Get Out! Why are you still standing there?...Really, GET OUT!
3) Guards: Light-stink and Chester seem to always make the right adjustment to allow a great plan on defense. Combine that with them disappearing for whole games, sometimes I believe they are not even playing. Until the holding calls...Congrats guys on a great season of flatulence...Your award is...a bag of popcorn and a pink slip.
4) Trent Williams, the only consistent blocker on our OL. Even he got rocked on a few play on MNF, but it most likely was our great LG that missed a block assignment too...i.e. nothing unexpected. Trent, your award is to come back next season. Just pray your bros don't get RGIII killed before next season!
By the famous words of coach John McKay..."We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."
Let me know your thoughts of our (highly) Offensive line this season!