LANDOVER, MD - DECEMBER 11: Chad Ochocinco #85 of the New England Patriots warms up before a game against the Washington Redskins at FedExField on December 11, 2011 in Landover, Maryland. (Photo by Patrick McDermott/Getty Images)
The Patriots were unable to trade for Ocho Cinco for anything, so they just announced he was released about an hour ago. Of course, with any big name Wide Receiver from ten years ago, the Redskins will be linked. The release of Ocho reminds me of all the washed up Pats receivers to come through D.C:
Who am I missing? Let's not add Ocho to this list. If Brady can't revive his career, a new system in D.C. certainly won't. Ocho has a standing offer from pornhub.com right now to legally change his name to "Chad Seis Neuve" in return for ... wait for it....$69,000. I personally would consider that.