We've all had nightmare episodes at the airport before. Like the time my friend and I were not allowed to board their last flight of the day from New Orleans to San Diego. Side note: a planned, five hour layover in New Orleans was a bad idea in retrospect. Anyway, here's One Man Gang's twitter feed from this morning...

I had swore to never fly SWA again and the first time I give them a chance Flight CANCELLED!!!!

— Lorenzo Alexander (@onemangang97) June 29, 2012

So with a cancelled flight you think SWA would have all hands on deck. Nope! I've seen about 6 employees now only 2 WOW!!!!!

— Lorenzo Alexander (@onemangang97) June 29, 2012

And it gets worse...

I'm officially done with @SouthwestAir. All they said was next day. Didn't offer to shuttle me to one of the other 3 airports in the area

— Lorenzo Alexander (@onemangang97) June 29, 2012

This is where I drop the "Do you know who I am" line.

Just had to buy $800 ticket Cali on. @SouthwestAir is independent of other airlines. When will people learn relationships are what important

— Lorenzo Alexander (@onemangang97) June 29, 2012

Not the day to fly. Flight just delayed 2 hours. I might go crazy.

— Lorenzo Alexander (@onemangang97) June 29, 2012

So, given Lorenzo's woes. I thought we could help cheer him up in the comments section (he reads these posts). Here's what I tweeted back at him when I noticed the problem...

@onemangang97 I would have dropped the "do you know who I am?" or maybe tried calling Danny for Redskins One!

— HogsHaven.com (@HogsHaven) June 29, 2012

@onemangang97 Zo, lean over the desk & show the SWA clerk your hit on Jorrick Calvin #OnNextFlight youtube.com/watch?v=GKKGiz…

— HogsHaven.com (@HogsHaven) June 29, 2012

What else could Zo have done here? Or, chime in with your own airport horror stories. Other people's pain is the most enjoyable pain.