HA! Got you to look.

As a Cowboys fan, I've hated the Redskins all my life. But I signed up for this blog several months ago for a reason. Of course, there's the 24hr waiting period during which I forgot that I signed up for this blog and recently noticed that this blog is listed in my account. So here it goes:

The Cowboys fan in me:

I hate your team. I hope you go 0-16 for the rest of my life.

The Football fan in me:

The salary cap sanctions imposed on you guys is absolutely retarded. The reason I signed up for the blog of the sworn enemy was to say that if there was ever a Federal court case about this (in NYC where I live - no Giants comments please, I get that enough from my friends), even though I hate your team, I would put on an Art Monk... or worse... a Theisman jersey and show up for you guys. What COMPLETE Bullsh*t.

The Cowboys fan in me:

Wow! 3 first rd draft picks and a 2nd? I'm glad you're going to suck for years to come!

The Football fan in me:

You know how Michael Vick is absolutely unstoppable every 4th week? I think RGIII is going to be that way every Sunday three or four years from now. Great pick.

The rest of me:

The rest of me still hates the Redskins. I think I would have learned a little compassion and understanding after posting on your blog, but I just didn't. However, I think I might have learned to love you a little bit - but not in a weird Redskin way. Maybe I'll try again next year after we win the Super Bowl.

I look forward to us kicking your asses next year and for years to come.

Signed,

A Cowboys fan pretending to be as nice as he can (but really standing up for you like a brother - go football!)