He was lost in a perplexing and dusky alway,
Dan loves d'Skins--his heart led him astray,
Good Redskins business--is his executive ability,
As Football Manager, Mr. Allen is better capability.
The price was high--but his skill-set is everyway.
From getaway to breakaway, to the fadeaway;
Talkin'bout how RG III illuminates the field of play,
And cowboys having nightmares like counter-trey.
When he saw it--Jerry's head started spinning,
He knew--there was no chance of winning,
Cheerleaders were pretty--but didn't kiss his toad.
And his boys lost at the house--and on the road.
Next game--d'boys suited up their centerfolds,
Folks were scalpin' tickets--and a lot were resold,
Skins had it first--but didn't realize it was serious,
Lost focus--a man is a man-sometimes he's amorous.
Lamentably, lack of concentration cost ‘em the game,
Mr. Shanahan was furious--the shame--losing to dames!
Skin Force One was long on the runway to get air-borne,
Flying home, it sinks in--15 and 1--damn, but not forlorn.
Most were kickin' back--some were mummin' songs,
The pilot feels it's wrong--like take--off-landing is long.
Most hurried, grabbed it and were gone--a few-not the old,
Were unhurried--the pilot didn't know about the cargo hold.
He was right--something was wrong--they were overloaded;
One encounter with d'Skins and they didn't want no more boys!
You guessed it--the cargo was the d'boy's centerfolds!
The rest cannot be told--for some fans are not 18-years-old.
The darkness of losing can weaken and lead one astray.