Laron Landry is still kind of in-shape this offseason...via https://mobile.twitter.com/#!/encoresportsceo (HT @MikePradaSBN)
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vomit
everywhere. great, just great.
"Women should have three breasts - two in front and one in the back for dancing." -Al Bundy
Too bad we don’t play the 3-5. Oh wait…
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by David St. Martin on Feb 23, 2012 12:22 PM EST reply actions
Don't worry.
When he goes for a big hit he usually misses by a mile. You should be safe.
I see it as more cushion for the pushin'
by iH8dallas on Feb 23, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
just do a double move
and you’ll slip right past him
How has he not been suspended for steroid use?
Granted, I know that basically never happens in the NFL but c’mon…
Contrary to popular belief, I am not Jewish.
Because it's 1990 and athletes don't use steroids anymore.
Anybody remember David Boston? Boston meet Landry, Landry meet Boston.
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I don't buy that he did all that muscle building by himself.
He looks like Ronnie from Jersey Shore… and Ronnie is a total juicehead (in their words).
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To mad it doesn't equate to good tackling
I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left- Barney Gumble
by CptChaosSidekick on Feb 23, 2012 12:24 PM EST reply actions
why tackle
when you can just make them explode?
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by HankMonahan on Feb 23, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
I guess so
since they deleted my post
"If a man speaks and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong???"
by ThuGodfather on Feb 23, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
What post? I just looked at your profile and it looked like nothing had been deleted?
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by Parks Smith on Feb 23, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Really?
I asked if Laron was the master of avoiding steroid tests. Then I went to another thread, came back and it was gone. Maybe it was just one of those funky glitches. My apologies if I made an incorrect assunption.
"If a man speaks and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong???"
by ThuGodfather on Feb 23, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
Well that's very impressive...
..but has anyone told him that maybe his obsession with working out is impeding the healing process with his Achilles?
by willster on Feb 23, 2012 12:33 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I don't know, but I've been barking up that tree for a while
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by Ronnie Adkins on Feb 24, 2012 8:49 AM EST up reply actions
Mother of God
…that arm looks photoshopped.
Hail to 'Em
by SkinsaneAsylum on Feb 23, 2012 12:38 PM EST reply actions
It looks like
The rubber Hulk arm I gave my nephew
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
It is photoshopped
I have seen this picture on several websites already. At least one website, the bleacher report, has two pictures of LaRon. One picture is the one posted above with no tatoo on his right arm and the other is a similar picture, actually of LaRon, with his tatoo in place. This guy loves his ink. Ink just doesn’t magically appear and disappear at will.
by Fred Dudley on Feb 25, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
Surely that's too big for a safety?
Maybe he wants to move to linebacker. I don’t know if it’s just the way it looks in the picture, but he look WAY too big for a safety.
Dude was still running a 4.4- 4.5 at that size
plus he a SS so he in the box a lot especially when Haslett got here
When exactly
Did he last run a 4.4? Or even 4.5?
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
He ran a 4.35 at the combine.
He was a physical and athletic freak coming out of LSU…now he’s just a freak.
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Which was, what,
5 years ago? I don’t think he runs it anymore? Especially with the Achilles.
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
Just answering your question.
He can’t run but I bet he has the runs from all the protein he tries to digest.
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I am talking about when he was last healthy
he was running 4.4, of course you cant run that with a bad achilles. but he was still the same size when he was playing lights out beginning of 2010.
I dunno
I feel like he’s gotten bigger every year.
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
Laron:
Dude, your arms are plenty strong. Why don’t you focus on that Achilles instead…give your upper body a rest and let your lower body catch up!
Hail to 'Em
by SkinsaneAsylum on Feb 23, 2012 12:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Holy shit
Looks like a photoshopped version of the last muscles shot I saw of him.
Dude IS the hulk.
I think he's literally bulking himself out of the position.
He needs to move to linebacker.
I see it as more cushion for the pushin'
My opinion exactly
The guy is still fast and he plays his best close to the line. They should at least try him their and play him to his strengths. Urlacher was a safety in college; LaRon could easily make the transition. Especially with help from LFB.
by Fred Dudley on Feb 25, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
I think hes been scarred for life
ever since he got trucked by Brandon Jacobs. Seriously though at what point is he slowing himself dpwn?
by JCP17 on Feb 23, 2012 12:56 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
good point
i have thought to myself that ever since Brandon Jacobs posterized him, that has become addicted to working out and inflating his muscles like he has been….
everyone is addicted to somthing, i guess
Hail to 'Em
by SkinsaneAsylum on Feb 23, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
In LaRon's case
That addiction might be Test-C and Tren Enanthate.
by Fred Dudley on Feb 25, 2012 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
Let him walk, he can then go compete in Mr. Universe and Olympia body building contests.
Considering his achilles is still plaguing him there is no way he’s been able to put the same effort into his lower body. We don’t need a bulldog (all upper body) playing SS.
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Range of motion?
Gotta be losing it. Last thing we need is a SS that can’t tackle AND catch a ball or break up a play.
Landry himself tweeted this an hour ago
Notice he has tattoo’s on his arm, and they aren’t there on the picture above.
the pic he posted is a mirror shot.
So the arm with the tattoos is actually the left arm
by prc805 on Feb 23, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Can't you normally see the camera in the mirror?
I don’t see one
The world looks mighty different when you're peeking out your belly button
by Skins Fan '77 on Feb 23, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
Never mind, wrong picture
The world looks mighty different when you're peeking out your belly button
by Skins Fan '77 on Feb 23, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
Nobody posts bathroom mirror shots other than skanky teenage girls and douchebag dudes.
I see it as more cushion for the pushin'
We need to put laron in the wildcat
Touchdown every play
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by believe_the_curse on Feb 23, 2012 1:30 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Can you believe
how small his hands are in relation?
by Bullet Nation in Exile on Feb 23, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Why's he flexing?
The other team didn’t get a first down?
by travisjh86 on Feb 23, 2012 1:59 PM EST reply actions 14 recs
THIS
I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left- Barney Gumble
by CptChaosSidekick on Feb 23, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
Could really be too much
Ive read about some athletes whose muscles get so overdeveloped that they actually put too much strain on all their ligaments and tendons and stuff. Being a football player, his upper body couldnt be that big without also getting his lower body that much stronger/bigger. I think its entirely possible that his excessive muscle building could actually be holding back his recovery
I'm pretty sure that happened to my right forearm and wrist.
I see it as more cushion for the pushin'
easy fix
start using the mouse with the other hand
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That's pretty harsh...
to call it a mouse.
"Dominant" is an adjective.
"Dominate" is a verb.
We'll work on "Dominance" once we get the first two figured out.
Tee shirt screaming
“Landry I DON’T FIT YOU!!”
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
by CJHutch on Feb 23, 2012 2:42 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
i know i couldn't be the only one
Wondering how he even got that shirt on.
by RobtheRedskin on Feb 23, 2012 2:56 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
HAHAHAHA
Very nicely done!!
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by Ohio Redskins on Feb 23, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
It's not even sexy anymore.
Now ryan Kerrigan’s guns….SWOON
I see it as more cushion for the pushin'
I'm not an advocate of posting flexing pictures
but just about all of your reactions are very whiny and internet-douchy.
Ummmm...This is the internet.
Aren’t all comments whiny and douchey?
I see it as more cushion for the pushin'
+1
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by Ronnie Adkins on Feb 24, 2012 8:47 AM EST up reply actions
Christian Bale looks like he hasn't eaten since the American Psycho days.
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So...
The guy plays 3 seasons and misses only one game with an injury (at FS = not his natural position)
Plays at a Pro Bowl when back at SS from the first game up to @week 10 of the season when he injured his achilles to which On December 15, 2011, Coach Mike Shanahan stated that he believed Landry “would’ve been defensive player of the year” for the 2010 season had he not been injured.
Then does not have the benefit of working with training staff in the off season due to the lockout before being “rushed” back by the training/coaching staff once the season started, subsequently staining his hamstring.
Next up In Week 12 against the Seattle Seahawks, after receiving a cut block, Landry left the game for a quarter before coming back into the game and playing with a groin injury in Week 12. Then he missed the next two games before being placed on the IR due to his achillies acting up again (which means he probably was dealing with that same injury from the beginning of the season.
One of the recurring themes in the injury reports this preseason is the Achilles tendon injury. So far 10 players have either ruptured or injured their Achilles tendon. While injuries were expected to be more frequent this season due to the NFL lockout, no one expected this many Achilles injuries.
How does this equal “injury prone.” I’m so confused. The injury that probably never fully healed from last year was re-injured in the same way those 10 players ruptured their achillies and now he is injury prone? If an when he is healed, or should I say when he was last at full strength he was playing at Defensive Player of the Year level (as assessed by his head coach).
Some folks have extremely short memories jump to all types of conclusions, yeah he has his flaws, but geez…“injury prone?” SMH
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i see
he photoshopped his head to my body
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by Sean Qtip Guilliams on Feb 23, 2012 4:32 PM EST reply actions
Hey, one less draft need!
We’ve found the guy who will learn from London Fletcher and eventually replace him at ILB!
He's not human
he should be doing agility drills and other stuff to keep his flexibility instead of just bodybuilding. He doesnt need to get any bigger he needs to learn how to apply the muscle hes put on on the field
This is what the human body looks like
When you workout 5 times a day…. and I’m sure his workouts make P90X eat shit
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At first I thought this picture was a photoshop fake due to the missing arm tat...
I saw this pic on an article in yahoo talking about the Landry pic described above. But upon further inspection, this picture was into a mirror, and so his arm that appears in the original picture is the non-tatted one anyway…
Regardless, it takes a special kind of douche to take mirror pics and tweet em...
For what it’s worth, I’ve heard from some Redskin groupies that you won’t have to worry about him tweeting any NSFW photos. Lil Landry is apparently very little. IH8 will be very disappointed.
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by Diesel44 on Feb 23, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
are you sure its not the same arm as the one in the picture
The self took pic shows that the tat is on the right arm and the picture on the main screen is also his right arm? Now I’m confused
by no more kwame's in dc on Feb 23, 2012 11:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Go take a picture of yourself in the mirror.
Notice your left arm has become your right, and visa versa.
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by Ronnie Adkins on Feb 24, 2012 8:48 AM EST up reply actions
How do you not re-sign Landry? I just have to ask the question. Cause he’s been hurt? Wtf ever. He’s home grown talent and bad azz. Keep him
Life is like a game of chess..you best make yo next move yo best move!
by BSNUFFER10 on Feb 24, 2012 2:58 AM EST via mobile reply actions
I remember
seeing similar pictures of Landry looking super jacked before the season and getting excited about what kind of season he would have. The truth is that with all that bulk and muscle mass comes a decrease in range of motion, quickness, and agility and flexibility. I think his obsession with being huge probably plays a big part in his injuries never healing. Laron, PUT DOWN THE DUMBBELLS AND TAKE A YOGA CLASS!
concerns
don’t know if the body or…supplements…have given him the ankle problem or it is just his body. Doesn’t matter. Chronic achilles tendon is a big limiter and means a rupture could occur as well. That is just the biggest issue.
I have some concerns about his…PED use. I don’t care about the morality and I honestly think most of the league is using (remember Santana’s special doctor?) But I see some aspects of his personality which are indicative of an effect of overuse of test (which is the most convenient PED and fastest to rid your system before piss quizzes). I am concerned that it could be leading him to not make the best choices in terms of interaction with the team, his doctors, etc. there really is a pesonality effect of hormones. Just look at how women cycle. You overindulge in PEDs and it can affect your personality. Brain is physical too…and responds to the chemicals floating around.
Other than that, I like his play overall.
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