It looks like this year's Puppy Bowl is going to be the wettest on record. In what is sure to be plastered across Sportscenter's headlines, we have learned that Wizzer (pictured above) has really backtracked lately in his house-training.

Showing zero regard for his fellow Puppy Bowl participants, Wizzer appears to be rather complacent about his lack of bladder control. Not only is there a marked lack of remorse for the puddles Wizzer creates on the field of play, he actually seems to derive a great deal of joy from it all. That explains his Halloween costume, which consisted of a pair of dark sunglasses and a gray hooded sweatshirt pulled over his head--he called himself "The Urine Bomber."

His tactics are drawing the attention of his opponents leading up to the big game. As the team captain for Wizzer's opponents stated: "Fifteen can play that game." (I think that is how many puppies are on the field at a time.)

As the Puppy Bowl's longtime announcer Parks Smith has said: "You can play Wizzer's game if you want to, but at the end of the day, everyone is covered in pee."

Truer words have ne'er been spoken.