Puppy Bowl Preview: Look for Wizzer to Clear the Field Early and Often
by Ken Meringolo on Feb 2, 2012 1:36 PM EST
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It looks like this year's Puppy Bowl is going to be the wettest on record. In what is sure to be plastered across Sportscenter's headlines, we have learned that Wizzer (pictured above) has really backtracked lately in his house-training.
Showing zero regard for his fellow Puppy Bowl participants, Wizzer appears to be rather complacent about his lack of bladder control. Not only is there a marked lack of remorse for the puddles Wizzer creates on the field of play, he actually seems to derive a great deal of joy from it all. That explains his Halloween costume, which consisted of a pair of dark sunglasses and a gray hooded sweatshirt pulled over his head--he called himself "The Urine Bomber."
His tactics are drawing the attention of his opponents leading up to the big game. As the team captain for Wizzer's opponents stated: "Fifteen can play that game." (I think that is how many puppies are on the field at a time.)
As the Puppy Bowl's longtime announcer Parks Smith has said: "You can play Wizzer's game if you want to, but at the end of the day, everyone is covered in pee."
Truer words have ne'er been spoken.
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When can we expect Parks’ Kitty Halftime Show preview?
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." --Homer Simpson
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Yea right... I'm having a big Super Bowl party at my house featuring a Madonna Karoke Contest at halftime
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I love Puppy Bowl.
I usually watch it with my sister as we cuddle our Boston Terriers together.
I see it as more cushion for the pushin'
by iH8dallas on Feb 2, 2012 1:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Looks like this is only part of the story:
Over on the Puppy Bowl’s main site, your Boston Terrier said that while it usually starts out as cuddling, it never ends up as cuddling.
by Ken Meringolo on Feb 2, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
Can someone explain to me what the Puppy Bowl actually is?
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I think I can best describe it as:
A game Redskins fans will not have a good excuse to miss for a long, long time.
by Ken Meringolo on Feb 2, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
What happened to 10-6?
You’ve been lying to me all these years.
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by Kevin Ewoldt on Feb 2, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We've never been closer to 10-6 than we are now...
But that doesn’t mean that we will be competing with the Puppy Bowl!
by Ken Meringolo on Feb 2, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
The cutest thing ever. If you don't like Puppy Bowl you're a soulless monster.
I see it as more cushion for the pushin'
Yep...
It will be refreshing to land a player that only shits on the field, and not all over our chances to win.
by Ken Meringolo on Feb 2, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
hahahaha
barking up the wrong tree
by Grand Tanyon Sturtze on Feb 3, 2012 3:02 AM EST up reply actions
You just won all the internets
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by Ronnie Adkins on Feb 3, 2012 8:21 AM EST up reply actions
I wonder how many people
Googled “puppy bowl”
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is Parks' dog in this?
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." --Homer Simpson
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Leave Pinky out of this!
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