Haynesworth Blames Redskins For Poor 2011 Conditioning (Of Course He Does)
by Kevin Ewoldt on Feb 16, 2012 9:06 AM EST
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The Bucs, as expected, cut Albert Haynesworth since he was due over $6 million next year and is a lazy piece of turd. I came across a TampaBay.com article from early January where Albert addressed his poor play:
"It was just me not having a good offseason, worrying about whether I was going back to the Redskins, all that stuff," he said.
First of all, what does working out have to do with anything else? You stay in shape because you're a professional athlete. It was likely you were going to get cut or traded anyway, so really, you screwed any team you planned to play for. JACKASS. Sorry, please continue, Albert...
"One day before reporting to (training) camp, I get traded (to New England), then I'm there trying to learn that system and dealing with that. I had a lot on my plate and a lot on my mind. Then I got [to Tampa] and it kind of freed me up to get back to how I play. So as time went on, I got more comfortable in the system and things got a little easier."
- "a lot on my plate" = hot dogs, buckets of fried chicken, purple steaks.
- "a lot on my mind" = Lawsuits for being a jackass to waitresses, other motorists, business partners, strippers, and lawyers.
- "I got more comfortable" - You said the same thing in New England and got cut there too.
Memorable #92 Redskins quotes:
"I mean, I'm not for sale. Yeah, I signed the contract and got paid a lot of money, but ... that don't mean I'm for sale or a slave or whatever." [link]
"You're not going to remember Albert Haynesworth as a bust." [link]
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I blame the invention of the cheeseburger and strip clubs
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Who knew that when the hamburger was invented...
that Albert would invest heavily and that Rex would spend his entire off-season in a McDonald’s parking lot.
Oh man...I got a great comment back via Twitter for the picture
“Fat Albert…..Tebowing before it was cool.”
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by Kevin Ewoldt on Feb 16, 2012 9:31 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Odd... I knew Fat Al liked to plank, but Tebowing is new for him...
"Fat Albert…..Tebowing before it was cool."
by mbedner on Feb 16, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
hilarious
I actually found another pic of him planking too. Im going to make a post of this. (also found one of him Bradying).
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by Kevin Ewoldt on Feb 16, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
See thread about planking
“I got more comfortable” – You said the same thing in New England and got cut there too.
by DudleyDoright on Feb 17, 2012 9:31 AM EST up reply actions
hahahahahahahahaha
That is the funniest thing I’ve heard via twitter. Thanks!
what a waste of talent
I still remember him pushing that bears guard into cutler. I wonder if anybody even gives him a camp invite
Jim Washburn in PHI is a maybe.
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by Kevin Ewoldt on Feb 16, 2012 9:39 AM EST up reply actions
Could be but I doubt it.
Haynesworth has to much baggage in recent years and doesn’t seem like he learns from his mistakes, and then when you look at the Eagles side of the field they just had the worst possible outcome after signing all those big name FA. That would be PR suicide for the Eagles, I mean he was on waivers last year and they didn’t want to bid in for him.
Even if he did go to Philly..
He probably wounldn’t last long enough for us to even play him this season. I was looking forward to a Patriots match up in 2011 against Albert. Alas they saw the light too.
if only he actually liked football
cooley was right, it seems he does not enjoy playing football. It was just a lottery ticket for him.
As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.
*Socrates*
It makes me so happy
that he has failed miserably since leaving here. I hope he ends up messing with the wrong person and gets thrown in jail. He will broke in 5 years.
"Thank You, Albert!"
-Signed Adam Archuleta, Antwaan Randle El, Brandon Lloyd, Jeff George, Jeremiah Trotter, Jesse Armstead, Dana Stubblefield, Bruce Smith, Deion Sanders, Mark Carrier.
He looks like he is willing to work hard
Sign him up Shanny!
And who could forget his defense for the W Hotel incident.
“I don’t even date black chicks.”
I see it as more cushion for the pushin'
Whats funny is I was at Redskins Park one day and saw Albert with a black girlfriend get in his car with him. She looked like Jada Pinkett Smith. Light skinned, but Albert is a liar. Shocker.
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by Kevin Ewoldt on Feb 16, 2012 10:05 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Except for the boozing, boating, and banging chicks around the clock….that doesnt suck at life. The fact he ran a 22yo off the road and never once visited him in the hospital or paid his bills (civil suit still pending) says it all. The Redskins knew about this before giving him all that contract too.
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by Kevin Ewoldt on Feb 16, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
Remember when haynesworth was good
Me neither
anyone notice
how ne didn’t lose til the super bowl after cutting him and tb lost every game after signing him
by ashylarry703 on Feb 16, 2012 10:04 AM EST via mobile reply actions
I liked this signing when we made it
I loved watching him play when he was (in a contract year) in Tennessee. He probably will play hard next year if noone picks him up and he has to sign a 1-year deal to go somewhere.
I've never disliked a player more
That wasn’t on the Cowgirls roster.
"If there's football in heaven I will be thinking of Sean Taylor every time it thunders."
Ugh
So sick of this guy, thankfully his career’s all but over.
How do the Redskins have anything to do with his conditioning....
…when there was a lockout and all the players were on their own to stay in shape? His problem is he thinks everyone else is as %$#$ing stupid as he is, and he thinks they will buy this shit.
and the previous year he insisted on conditioning on his own and then failed Shanahan's conditioning test
As if I needed a reason to despise Fat Al more…
"His problem is he thinks everyone else is as %$#$ing stupid as he is, and he thinks they will buy this shit."
the sad thing is…. some people will.
Q-tip
by Sean Qtip Guilliams on Feb 16, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
As the old saying goes.
What comes around goes around . It was funny after a lil while up here in new england alot of people didnt like him much either , its so funny the lazy ass is getting what he deserves period .
I remember the day we signed him.....
I was sitting in this hole in the wall bar down here in Wilmington, NC. I was talking football with an older couple who were from Tennessee and we saw the signing. They both said, “You’re going to regret this”, simultaneously. The reason the memory is sticks out so vividly is it’s pretty much the same sentiments I heard from my dad when I told him I was marrying my ex wife.
Cheers Albert and Babs you worthless fucks
by Wilmncskinsfan on Feb 16, 2012 12:11 PM EST reply actions
Shanny was right the whole time...
That’s what I like about the current staff in place… accountability. The first time someone holds Mound of Ice Cream and Hotdogs accountable, he falls apart.
The title of this post made me want to punch a wall.
What a prick Haynesworth is… zero personal accountability, a terrible role model to kids, and just a bad guy in general.
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