Ten Yard Fight--"Would You Rather?" Redskins Home Game
by Ken Meringolo on Jan 17, 2012 2:46 PM EST
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PrintThis week's theme--brevity--remains in place. Here are ten Redskins-based "Would You Rather" questions to ponder and debate. Remember the rules of the game--you have to pick one or the other. Every question is potentially awful with no favorable choice. That is why we play the game.
Would You Rather:
1. Norv Turner or Kyle Shanahan as offensive coordinator
2. Danny Smith or Someone New as special teams coordinator
3. FedEx Field or stadium in DC
4. Rex Grossman or 2012 rookie as backup quarterback in 2012 (key word--backup)
5. Matt Flynn or Carson Palmer as veteran acquisition in offseason
6. Giants or Patriots as Super Bowl champions
7. Sonny, Sam and Larry or Kevin and I as radio game announcers
8. Tim Tebow or Rex Grossman as your starting quarterback in 2012 (key word--starter)
9. Mike Martz or Hue Jackson as offensive coordinator
10. Trade up for Matt Kalil or Justin Blackmon (assuming you would have to trade up to get both)
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Sorry, iPhone... 10 answers + a BONUS
1. Kyle
2. Anybody not named Danny Smith
3. Stadium in DC
4. Rookie as backup
5. Matt Flynn
6. Giants
7. Sonny, et all. Sorry boys.
8. Tebow
9. Martz
10. Kalil
BONUS: Scarlett Johanson or Megan Fox? Scar Jo for me..
@Callahan_9 on the twitter machine.
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by Kevin Ewoldt on Jan 17, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
She has a lazy eye, turns me off
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I bet she could do some things with those thumbs, if you know what I mean.
I see it as more cushion for the pushin'
I won't describe it in detail, BUT, let's just say I'd take some Johnny Walker shots and give her the green light.
I see it as more cushion for the pushin'
Be fun to try and bang it straight.
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by Kevin Ewoldt on Jan 17, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
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I dig the lazy eye
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by Ronnie Adkins on Jan 17, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
make that 7
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by Ronnie Adkins on Jan 17, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
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Jackie
from That 70’s Show. I’m with UK on this one. Way too cute to pass on. Megan fox is a bitchy prima donna and Scar-jo has that lazy eye. Every time I see it I think Stuart Scott. Can’t help it
Can't go wrong with either
I’d rather have both at the same time …(imagination starts to run wild)
I'd rather
Kaley Cuoco
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
1. Kyle, I don’t think he’s that bad, been saying that all year.
2. Danny Smith, our coverage units have been awesome.
3. Tough for me to comment…
4. Depends on who the rookie is. I’d probably personally say Rex as back-up, I like the idea of throwing a rookie in to see what he’s got.
5. Flynn.
6. Patriots.
7. Ken and Kevin.
8. Grossman.
9. Jackson?
10. Kalil.
Easy
1. Kyle
2. Smith
3. DC
4. Rookie
5. Flynn
6. Pats
7. S&S
8. Tebow
9. Jackson
10. Blackmon
And for a bonus….Katie Couric, that’s right Katie Couric.
I see it as more cushion for the pushin'
1. Kyle
2. Somebody else since it probably means Stabby is sent packing
3. This District
4. Rex
5. Jordan Palmer
6. Patriots
7. Ole boys…
8. Rex
9. Martz, he’d be gone in a year
10. Kalil
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Love IT...Jordan Palmer
Funny that the Redskins were the ones that drafted him.
My Choices
1. Norv
2. Not Danny Smith (Tired of us screwing up on ST as he stands there chomping 25 pieces of bazooka bubble gum)
3. DC. RFK atmosphere 1,000,000 times better than FedEx
4. Rookie backup
5. Flynn I guess
6. Patriots
7. ……….
8. Sexy Rexy
9. Martz
10. Kalil, never trade up to get a potential diva
1. Norv
2. Someone new
3. Rebuilt stadium where RFK is now
4. Sexy Rexy (I’m going to assume we get a rookie QB or a veteran and we throw him out there are the very beginning)
5. Flynn
6. Giants
7. Sonny, Sam and Larry
8. Tim Tebow (if we’re going to lose, at least let it be fun to watch)
9. Hue
10. Kalil
1. The Shermantor
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My 10
1. Kyle Shanahan
2. Somebody else, I think we need some fresh thinking for the Special teams, as they weren’t too ‘special’
3.I would love for it to be back in the District
4. I could go either way: If we are keeping 3 QB’s (as we should) I have no problem with Grossman being the backup to an FA starter or stopgap. Let the rookie spend all his time learning how to be an NFL QB. If we only keep 2 QB’s than I want a rookie backup.
5.Matt Flynn easily
6. Giants- i know they are our rivals, but they aren’t in the same category as Philly or Dallas and I can’t stand the Brady Bunch.
7. You and Kev, only if you are as liquored up as Sonny and Sam.
8. hmm tough call, I’ll say Tebow even though the thought of revamping our offense like that would be a mistake. He’s a great leader and teammate.
9.Hue Jackson, i think he’s a pretty good OC, Martz is good but man you have to have all the right pieces for that offense to even come close to working.
10.Kalil in a landslide
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1- Kyle
2- Someone new
3- DC
4- Rex
5- Flynn
6- Refuse to answer(neither is what I’m thinking)
7- Sonny and Sam
8- Neither
9- Martz retired yesterday…don’t want Jackson at all
10- Don’t wanna trade up for either
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Question #12: Who will get a prediction right first, washigntonwin or ih8dallas?
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That wasn't one of the choices...
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Like what?
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Wehn you make a million predictions during a season, you're bound to hit on 1 or 2
by StephanHart on Jan 17, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But it hasn't happened, hence question #12
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It's too late, you've already put about 16 people on the board.
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Permanent as that perm you rock on Saturday nights?
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It has been established
that he dresses up like Bella on Saturday nights.
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by ThrowItDownBigManThrowItDown on Jan 17, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
But you give the scores, you can't just get part of it right. You have to nail the whole thing (no that's what she said"
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I actually had the correct point difference in that game. I said 31-17,
the final was 28-14.
I see it as more cushion for the pushin'
You didn't predict a point differnce h8, you predicted 31-17, it didn't happen
If you want to beat out washingtonwin then you have to do it for real.
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Came close. gano missed a field goal (shocker) and we blocked one (bigger shocker) in that game.
I see it as more cushion for the pushin'
I actually think your question should have been will I ever win a bet.
I see it as more cushion for the pushin'
Dre Kirkpatrick just got arrested, there goes my prediction at #6
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Pot
Well, if we do draft him he’ll fit in
Marijauna possession, on second thought maybe that means he's more likely to come here
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Good, drops his value a bit
Which means we’ll be primed to get him at #21 after we trade out of the #6 spot with Cincy, getting their #17 and #21 picks. We trade back out of #17 into the high #20’s, getting a 2013 first rounder, and then get Dre at #21.
agreed
though i’d still be pretty shocked if he slid that much
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How about we don't draft him at all?
After the Fred & Trent nonsense I doubt Shanny would draft him.
I see it as more cushion for the pushin'
Good for you
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1. Kyle…shouldn’t even be a choice. I’d rather have my toenails pulled and my feet dipped in whiskey than let Turner anywhere near this organization again.
2. Danny Smith – our coverage units are good. That’s what you get from coaching. Replace Banks and Gano, and our special teams get better.
3. D.C……PLEASE?
4. Rookie starting, Rex sitting.
5. Flynn
6. Giants (ugh)
7. I’ll save this answer until I see what you two have to say about question number 1
8. Rex – TT is the better player, but his throwing motion is just too painful to watch
9. Huey
10. Neither but, gun to my head, Kalil.
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
surprised at the giants love goin around
i know the patriots are hated and all but i’m not rooting for the stinkin giants unless its another 16-0 “best team ever assembled” HAHA YOU LOST run.
The Beat Box aka skins secondary.
I can tolerate the giants more than anybody else in our division
oddly enough I hate the eagles the most the cowboys 2nd most and the steelers patriots are tied for 3rd. Giants are like 8th
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Ditto. Giants are only division team not on my "Hate them!" list.
And Drum Roll Please!
#5
The Buffalo “Who gives a flip about the fact you’re mourning a superstar player that just got murdered? We WON! Celebration time, baby!” Ills.
#4
The Indianapolis “Psst…. we’re moving at midnight tonight! Pass it on!” Bolts.
- The Dallas “South America’s Team” “We have no real fans, just bandwagoneers” “We was just havin a poweda par-tay!” Cowpokes
#2
Bill Belicheat and the New England Cheatriots.
And At #1
The Phila-effing-delphia, Santa hating, player deliberately hurting, Buddy Ryan loving fleagles and every person who roots for them.
No Danny, Nooooooo - Tom Landry, 1982., and Washington Redskins fans, 1999-
So that've two # 1's?
What’re you, the BCS?
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
It messed up #3.
I was going for the Letterman style.
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Guess I can't say much
I have no idea how the iBad got ’that’ve’ from ‘you have’.
I’m starting to think technology is trying to make us stupid.
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
Hey for all I know (and I might actually know, seeing as how it was my specialty in Grad School)
AI might be smarter than some of us, at least on some things.
And there are a couple guys running around here that I could believe were just designed to randomly spew comments.
I’m not naming names, though, CJ, since some of them are realtively obvious (*cough read trolls *cough).
Damn, I started coughing in real life while I wrote that……
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Age, my friend
Its an undefeated bitch.
You make me wanna watch Terminator.
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
You two obviously don't remember
the Giants in the 80’s and early 90’s. Much hate.
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by ThrowItDownBigManThrowItDown on Jan 17, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
I remember the Giants as the rivals I RESPECTED.
As opposed to the Cowboys, who I hated, and the Eagles, who were just loathsome.
And of course, the Cardinals, who were just the NFC East whipping boys, and no one could hate until they somehow stole a game from you, especially since they had gifted us with part of our fine coaching corps.
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No Giants love here
I just can’t stand Belicheck, or Brady. Believe me, if the Giants go, either matchup will be tough to watch.
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
what sucks more is
if the giants win it’ll be a superbowl remake either way. GAY
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i apologize parks for the homosexual slur
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Parks is NOT a homosexual.
He just plays one on TV, Radio, the Internet, and occasionally while trolling bars.
His fiance is definitely a real woman (with questionable taste in men).
Frankly, IH8 is dinging the gradar lately with some of his extremer comments.
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by BillWard on Jan 17, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
+1
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On the Stadium
I’ve always been proud that the Redskins paid for that stadium themselves. If anything gets put in the district, Snyder will ask for massive amounts of money from the government. In Colorado, they imposed a sales tax to pay for the stadium. In exchange, the taxpayers get to buy a few seats to each game at half price. And you could say hello to PSL’s for the privilege of buying your season tickets.
No on a new stadium.
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by ThrowItDownBigManThrowItDown on Jan 17, 2012 3:28 PM EST reply actions
Pesonal Seat Liscense
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and the Giants
charged up to $20,000 for them. Sucks for real fans, you wind up with corporations owning the seats.
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by ThrowItDownBigManThrowItDown on Jan 17, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
But taxpayers get 50% off tickets why is that bad?
then corporations cant buy tickets because they don’t pay taxes most of the time.
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where in the world did this come from?
But taxpayers get 50% off tickets why is that bad?
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nvm
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It is only a small number of tickets
about 5,000 to each game. They put them on sale each summer and it’s a race to get a couple of tickets. Sell out in about 5 minutes.
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by ThrowItDownBigManThrowItDown on Jan 17, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
how do they charge 20K for season tickets i'm really confused on the whole matter
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Use the google machine, brother
It’s basically 20K for the right to buy season tickets.
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haha damn us saying the exact same thing won't help refute those who believe we always agree with each other.
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Everyone loves a good conspiracy
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haha
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the value of PSL depends on where it is, but what it essentially means you own the seat and then have the 'right to buy tickets'
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You also get $5 in reparations if a non-owner of your seat farts in one that you own
Except for when Dallas is in town.
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This stadium
Is already over run by corporations. May as well have a nice stadium, in a good location.
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
all those things are true, though if the city is giving money to build a stadium they could influence whether or not there would be PSL's
and maybe the Redskins paid for the stadium themselves, but they got what they paid for and that is the cheapest possible stadium.
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It's got seats, enough bathrooms, and food vendors
what else do you need?
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by ThrowItDownBigManThrowItDown on Jan 17, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
well the video board improvements helped but the location is an issue, as is the fact you could make it more of an overall experience
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The old location was a lot better
So much easier to use the metro, and I miss all the vendors on the street. The metro after, though, I don’t miss. Much too hot sometimes.
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by ThrowItDownBigManThrowItDown on Jan 17, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
1. Kyle
2. Danny Smith for sure
3. Back to D.C.
4. Rookie Backup
5. Matt Flynn
6. Pats
7. Sonny and Sam
8. This question is unfair.. erm… Ugh seriously wtf? Tebow
9. Jackson
10. Blackmon
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1. Norv
2. Danny Smith
3. Stadium in DC
4. Rexy and rookie 3rd on Depth chart
5. Matt Flynn
6. Giants or Patriots …next
7. Sonny, Sam (sorry guys, but I don’t even live in DC anymore, so what do I know)
8. Tim Tebow
9. Mike Martz
10. Matt Kalil
11. ScarJo
Your answer to #1
Calls to question your choice in moniker.
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
by CJHutch on Jan 17, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
haha rec'd
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really?
There shouldn’t be. They’d never do that. These ads on the side are widgets so if they change their code on us, it appears it’s us but it’s them.
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by Kevin Ewoldt on Jan 17, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
No I don't blame you guys, Kevin.
It’s SB nation further monetizing their page (which I have no problem with). I have no problem with product ads in the corner of a page, I just don’t want vix vaporub to scroll across my screen and follow me as I move the page up and down lol
here are my choices for the WTF post...
I think this has to be considered a distractions. Oh, well.
1. Kyle
2. Smith
3. DC
4. Rookie
5. Palmer (please no Flynn)
6. Patriots (history – Brady, end of a dynasty)
7. Kevin and you
8. Rex (NO BRAINER!!!)
9. Martz (chess master)
10. Blackmon
Bonus – Monica Bellucci (from the Matrix trilogy)
1. Norv
2. New guy
3. DC stadium — in the words of Bill Rawls, FedEx Field is a gaping ***hole, just a miserable building and experience
4. Rex as backup
5. Matt Flynn — Skins have burned too many times with QB’s on the wrong side of 30
6. Patriots — I am sick of my Giants loving friends lording their team’s successes
7. You and Kevin — I don’t like Larry, nothing against Sonny but Sam needs to retire, I think he should have retired two years ago and he’s not getting better with age.
8. Tebow. At least he doesn’t throw interceptions
9. Jackson
10. Tough call, I’d normally say Kalil but given how bad our receivers were, I’m going with Blackmon
+1 for the Wire reference
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Thanks
I literally just finished watching the entire series. Best show ever.
Also, to add in my belated bonus entry on dream girls — Emmanual Chriquri.
If I had a time machine however, then it would be Audrey Hepburn.
by LoungeAct09 on Jan 17, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
agreed (well with everything you said)
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by Steve Shoup on Jan 17, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Choices
1. Kyle
2. Smith
3. DC
4. Rookie
5. Flynn
6. Pats
7. Ken and Kevin
8. Grossman
9. Martz
10. Kalil
I don't know what you fools are talking about
ScarJo over Megan Fox any day, what lazy eye?
and Mila Kunis is gorgeous, I’d take her over the others because of her attitude. Seems like a cool chick
Wait.. is this a football blog?
I don't know what you guys are talking about....
The only one out there that would turn my head twice compared to my lady……
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Is that Linda Carter?
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by ThrowItDownBigManThrowItDown on Jan 17, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
Nope, it's Lynda Carter.
Linda Carter looked like her brothers Jimmy and Bubba.
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My answers
1. Kyle
2. Someone New
3. DC
4. Rex
5. Flynn
6. Giants
7. Kevin and I
8. Tebow
9. Martz
10. Kalil
Mila is the most intriguing alternate mentioned to ScarJo and Megan Fox, but has Jessica Biel dropped that far?
Biel is still really hot
I would have out Jessica Alba over everyone before I found out she got herpes from Jeter. =/
hahahaha
Where do you find this stuff
by Grand Tanyon Sturtze on Jan 17, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
1. Kyle
2. Gus Fring
3. stadium in DC
4. anything not Rex or Beck
5. Flynn (we already know Carson is horrible)
6. Patriots (why would any redskin fan want the Giants to win a game except against the cowboys and possibly eagles?)
7. Sonny
8. Tebow in the choice of the damned
9. Hue
10. Kalil
Bonus: Kate Upton.
This is such a great topic
1. Kyle Shanahan. Norv Turner shouldn’t be allowed within 100 miles of Washington. If he plays us on a game day, he should have to coach whoever’s unlucky enough to have him via teleconference.
2. Definitely someone other than Danny Smith.
3. Stadium in DC. FedEx field has the most uninspiring, generic atmosphere in the NFL. We’re the Redskins, we shouldn’t be a solid C- across the board in terms of stadium intimidation and overall atmosphere.
4. 2012 rookie QB starting, Sexy Rexy backing up.
5. Matt Flynn.
6. Giants win. Simple schadenfreude toward a division rival is nothing compared to watching the NFC East gain prominence and seeing Tom Brady lose out again.
7. Undecided.
8. Rex Grossman in the choice of the damned. But for this question, I don’t want either near the team.
9. Neither. Not a huge fan of Hue Jackson, but Martz gets his QBs killed.
10. Undecided.
11. Mila Kunis > Scarlett Johanssen, Megan Fox, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Kate Upton. Sexy, real, funny, fun, cool, diverse. Definitely Mila Kunis. There’s Kunis, then there’s the field.
by Grand Tanyon Sturtze on Jan 17, 2012 7:10 PM EST reply actions
Yeah! The twinkly eyes thing when she smiles, that does it
C’mon celeb philanthropy, let’s do this. Mila Kunis for cheerleader!
by Grand Tanyon Sturtze on Jan 19, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions
1. NORV, NORV, NORV, NORV.
2. New ST cord.
3. DC. Right in Anacostia
4. Rex Grossman and Kyle can burn in hell together. ANYBODY BUT REX
5. Carson Palmer
6. 49ers are going to win it.
7. Larry and Clinton Portis. I want my announcers to tell it like it is, not sugar coat
8. Neither. Both are are trash
9. Hue Jackson (read #7)
10. Matt Kalil. Who is gonna throw to Blackmon?
11. Just make her tits big and twat tight and im gooooood
welllllllllllll
1. Kyle
2. NEW ST Coord
3. DC
4. Rookie for the first half as backup – then Rex
5. Palmer (would def. cost less)
6. Just as long as Carlos doesn’t get a ring… Pats maybe.. A.Carter would get one
7. Anyone but Sonny
8. Tebow
9. Jackson – Martz doesn’t even have a clue what TIGHT END means
10. Kalil no question
gimme salma hayek
1. Kyle (but it’s close)
2. Someone new
3. Stadium in DC. FedEx is and always has been, a monstrosity of a joke stadium.
4. Rex.
5. Palmer. Flynn is ridiculously overrated.
6. Pats.
7. Don’t listen to the games on the radio (in fact, I never have listen to them once) so no idea. I guess y’all.
8. Tebow. #Gators!
9. Martz.
10. Blackmon
BONUS: Since everyone else is, give me Lauren Conrad. And yes, I will fight you to your death if you stand in my way. And no, it’s not like I’m obsessed or anything. JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!!
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My answers
1. Norv (nobody wins with nepotism)
2. Unless we replace Gano, it does not matter who is, um, coaching him.
3. Stadium in DC. Team started to suck hard with the move to the hinterlands
4. Rookie as backup quarterback in 2012 (key word—backup)
5. Carson Palmer. He has some gas left in the tank.
6. Patriots. A true fan never roots for a divisional rival
7. Kevin and I. Easiest answer on the list
8. Caron Palmer
9. Hue Jackson
10. Kallil. Can never have to many linemen
I'm eating pizza with a big ass beer
1. Norv Turnover – He’s no leader, but he knows offense.
2. Smith. Fix the blocking.
3. DC. It’s time to go back, DC is getting better.
4. Rookie for backup. Let Grossman take all the hits while the young buck learns the ropes. Draft a big ass lineman and then let him start.
5. Carson Palmer, I don’t know who Matt Flyn is.
6. Fuck off. I wouldn’t mind seeing the 49ers. That QB went through alot, plus I suddenly feel sorry for Carlos now. He deserves to be on that winning team and they played a hell of a game on Sunday.
7. Sonny, Sam, and Larry. But Sam really annoys me.
8. Tebow. He’s got alot of heart. If a QB can’t throw the ball, he’s at least got to be able to run over linebackers.
9. Since Martz is retired… I’ll go with Norv Turnover
10. I don’t know either. Don’t trade up, we need all the depth we can get.
Cheers
1. Kyle
2. Smith
3. Old Trafford, I don’t care that ill be the only one in the stands
4. Rex
5. Flynn
6. Patriots, I hate them both but even with my Dad being a Pats fan I can’t root for the Giants
7. Anything but Sonny
8. Tebow, it’s hard not to love the guys work ethic
9. Martz
10. Kalil
11. Zooey Deschanel
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