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Michael Vick blaming the officials. Somebody call the whambulance! wah, wah, wah

The $100million dollar man is hurt. again and again. The Eagles Starting Quarterback who has lost 4 out of the last 5 games he has started (I bet you didn't know that) is going the Donovan McNabb route. "It's always somebody else's fault."

Clue number 1: If you stand in the pocket and wait for the last possible second to throw the ball, YOU WILL GET HIT.

Clue number 2: Don't play against the NFC East man. The Redskins sandwiched Vick and took him out last year. The giants took him out this year. The Cowboys won't do it because they are a bunch of girls who do not want to dirty their clean white uniforms. Still, they might take him out next year.

Clue number 3: Don't play quarterback little man. You ain't 6'5" and 240 lbs. More like a short point guard. He should play the slot receiver.

Clue number 4: When you get hit, scream at the officials. That's what Chris Carter said this morning that Tom Brady does. Don't wait until after the game to whine like a little girl.

Clue number 5: You ain't Tom Brady. Tom Brady doesn't get hit because he throws the ball with anticipation that the receiver will be at "the spot." Vick throws the ball after he see's the receiver gets open. That takes a split second longer.

Somebody call the WHAMBULANCE! Wah, wah, wah....... Woa is me! 

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