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The Real Story: Tony Romo has "INDIGESTION." Ribs and Lungs are fine.


The NFL Analysts are just praising Tony Romo for how brave he is. Heck, some redskins fans are "giving him credit." Over my dead body. If Tony Romo plays on Monday night then we know, for a fact, that his injuries were extremely exaggerated. Is it possible he had a punctured lung and played anyway. According to Mike Golic this morning, the Xray machine they have at stadiums cannot show a punctured lung. So if Tony Romo went out there with a punctured lung then it would have only been by a misdiagnosis from inadequate equipment. No way he gets medical clearance to possibly play with a life threatening injury. So I give Tony Romo credit for playing with an injury he did not know he had. Cracked ribs, a little different, but nothing a shot of the good stuff that makes you feel that you do not have an injury can take care off.

So you see even if Romo had those two injuries, he still played because he could not feel the pain or see the hole in his lung.

My feeling, knowing that Tony Romo is the ultimate wimp and CHOKER, EVER, is that he had a bad case of INDIGESTION. He ate something before the game and then he had to leave. The Cowboys, trying to protect their Star Choker, just said "Yea, Cracked a Rib." Romo went back to the locker room, had a nice bathroom break and took a few TUMS and he was good to go.

Now he is America's New Hero. Super Tony. Able to beat Indigestion, but not able to hold down a field goal attempt or process that he should not throw to Darrell Revis with the game on the line. Please get well soon Tony, so you can provide us Redskins fans with more memorable playoff moments that we keep replaying over and over and over again. It's a gift that keeps on giving.