HAIL YEAH! Mike Shanahan Is More of a Genius Than We Thought

by Kevin Ewoldt on Aug 19, 2011 8:09 AM EDT

This week's episode of two Redskins fans defending Rex Grossman, why the Redskins went 1-5 in the red zone, who's a surprise player to crack 53-man roster, and a look to this week's ~~Colts~~ Redskins game.

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lmao

by PAinfUL on Aug 17, 2011 7:46 AM EDT reply actions

So far Gano's mechanics change is lookin' good

I know some people are concerned whenever a kicker changes their mechanics, but the stat line from last year definitely supported it. It was pretty awesome to see him booting it through the uprights on kickoffs. Let’s hope this is his breakout year.

Hailllllll Yeah!

Also, Ken, you might want to exaggerate that stomach some more. It’s looking a little too natural!

by willster on Aug 17, 2011 8:56 AM EDT reply actions

Kevin, when are these segments going to be over?

I need my gameday outfit back…

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by Parks Smith on Aug 17, 2011 9:09 AM EDT reply actions

Ken already mailed your Cooley Skins boxers back

I hope you have industrial detergent. Brown on burgundy is a bad look.

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by Kevin Ewoldt on Aug 17, 2011 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

no all wrong that was the bust davis jock

lohaus #54

by lohaus#54 on Aug 21, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions

Can someone give a summary? Plzzz!

I cant watch the vid on mobile

by getmoneykid on Aug 17, 2011 9:19 AM EDT via mobile reply actions

Quick summary:

We make asses out of ourselves from a Redskins fantasy basement in costumes that make us look like…uhhh…well…bloggers I guess.

by Ken Meringolo on Aug 17, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions

Correction: Ken and Kevin let their true feelings about the Redskins come out

as well as have a nice repartee regarding Kevin’s (ahem) genesis and his future dream of replicating that event (presumambly not with his mother, though that’s unclear), if he can ever get a date (which, according to Ken, has never happened), although he does have some offers from the Hoggettes.

Oh, and Ken has the hots for Kevin’s mom, especially after knowing about said genesis.

HAIL YEAH! Sounds like a fun tailgate there.

Oh, and Shanny’s a genius for only going 1 for 5 in the Redskinszone, since that meant that he could accelerate the kicking battle and catch how bad Shayne “Can’t Kick” Graham wasn’t going to make it, so we could go with “Golden” Graham Gano. And we’ll beat the Colts so bad they’ll run away to the CFL, where Manning’s contract will be Trillions of Canadian Dollars.

HAIL YEAH!

(I kid you not, that’s pretty accurate; funny as hell this week).

No Danny, Nooooooo - Tom Landry, 1982., and Washington Redskins fans, 1999-

by BillWard on Aug 17, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions

Come to think of it, the only thing that could have been better is more usage of the "S" word...

I guess even the two HAIL YEAH! personas can’t dare to say that, even in jest.

(which means that next week, if we beat the Colts in the preseason game, I fully expect that they will say exactly that, especially if Beck performs… adequately.)

No Danny, Nooooooo - Tom Landry, 1982., and Washington Redskins fans, 1999-

by BillWard on Aug 17, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions

Thanks Bill

We hope to keep getting better as we go.

by Ken Meringolo on Aug 17, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions

That's why we set the bar so low in the preseason!

hahaha

by Ken Meringolo on Aug 17, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions

Kevin looks like

Alan Ruck from ferris buellers day off

The Beat Box aka skins secondary.

by Al_CaPWNED on Aug 17, 2011 12:39 PM EDT reply actions

I was thinking more Napoleon Dynamite, minus the 'fro (although never know under that hat)!

by Toosy_13 on Aug 17, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions

good stuff guys

by MagicHat on Aug 17, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions

Where in the world did you find those coke bottles on your eyes

by PAinfUL on Aug 17, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions

Rite Aid $9.99!

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." - Homer Simpson

by Kevin Ewoldt on Aug 18, 2011 7:21 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

No offense guys...

But do u guys discuss the bad shape u guys are in this yr? All i see are posted jokes and nonsense.I would seriously be concerned about your QB situation,to say the least. I mean no disrespect,but have u all just accepted the fact the football community collectively agrees u will finish last in the division? I actually liked the skins when i was a little kid cuz of Doug Williams and it just seems like your front office doesn’t give a sh*t.

"Shady hits the hole as he breaks one for 80,running over both linebackers and the free safety". -Me

by Dunta Is A PUNK on Aug 21, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions

this video bit is a joke

As for reality, we know we’re rebuilding. We revamped our roster. We’re not expecting Super Bowl, we’re expecting to see a foundation for the future…and the last 2 preseason games are evident that we’re going in the right direction. We have a young roster that is playing well, controlling the ball, and making few mistakes. Of course it’s preseason, but it’s clear we’re building a team the right way vs free agency big names (PHI is not going to the Super Bowl).

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." - Homer Simpson

by Kevin Ewoldt on Aug 22, 2011 8:12 AM EDT up reply actions

U say that like Philly attacks the FA market

EVERY year I think that you guys have that reputation. But constantly failing at it has finally gotten thru to snyder tht it doesnt work. U tell me the last time we signed so many FA in one off season. And i will shut my trap. But u saying Philly does it, makes ABSOLUTELY no sense. And come check BGN,no real fans feel we have locked up a SB spot. But we will win the division.(Which isnt really saying much)

"Shady hits the hole as he breaks one for 80,running over both linebackers and the free safety".

by Dunta Is A PUNK on Aug 24, 2011 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions

Where did I say Philly does it? I was talking Redskins in my entire paragraph

Joe Banner never spends….all I said in that last sentence is I don’t think it will work for PHI year since it’s never worked in the NFL before.

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." - Homer Simpson

by Kevin Ewoldt on Aug 24, 2011 8:14 AM EDT up reply actions

Philly fans are very sensitive when it comes to Super Bowls.

by HogHunter on Aug 24, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions

U R allowed tu type O's and U's next to each other in OUr blog...

Just saying…

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

by HogNasty on Aug 29, 2011 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions

Lol this was actually really funny

Do you hear that? That's the sound of the media ramming the Miracle at the New Meadowlands down your throat for the rest of your life...BAHAHAHAHA....

by theaction on Aug 22, 2011 1:22 PM EDT reply actions