Farewell, Fatty!

by Gringo Starr on Jul 28, 2011 7:22 AM EDT

Mike & Mike are reporting this morning on ESPN radio and ESPN 2 that the Redskins have reached an agreement to trade Albert Haynesworth to the Patriots for a 2013 5th rounder. Much like the McNabb trade, it's a wonder we got anything for this fat bastard, certainly didn't help his value at all last year.

May his cancerous ways in the locker room destroy the New England dynasty, and thank Odin's beard we were able to get something for this gigantic waste of space and energy!

No more questions! No more distractions!

Let the rebuilding begin!

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Getting rid of Fat Albert is

A great move

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The greatest move

57 votes

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Don't the Patriots run a 3-4 too?

by SkinsFanInHawaii on Jul 28, 2011 7:27 AM EDT reply actions

Yes,

But I’d think Belichick will use him more effectively than Sahanahan would, simply because he’s not ticked off with him (yet). Most of our nickel packages are 4 man fronts, I guess he slots in at DT next to Wilfork or Wright.

"Perhaps it was the Noid who should have avoided me." Mayor Adam West

by ISN on Jul 28, 2011 7:30 AM EDT up reply actions

I'm guessing there's not a lot of good will for him here...

But did he show anything at all while he was here? 2009?

"Perhaps it was the Noid who should have avoided me." Mayor Adam West

by ISN on Jul 28, 2011 7:28 AM EDT reply actions

the guys still dominant when he wants to be

but he’s gonna take plays off and he’s gonna free lance and not hold his gaps. oh, and he also likes to catch up on his current events during positional meetings

by skinsfan28 on Jul 28, 2011 7:34 AM EDT up reply actions

He did pretty well when we were still under the 4-3 system.

But as soon as he couldn’t just play the way he wanted to play every down, that’s when the tantrums started. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a grown man act quite so childish as he has. Especially when you consider he had the richest contract in, well, ever.

Na na naaaa na, na na naaaa na, hey heeey hey, Haynesworth’s gone!

Sing it with me now!

by willster on Jul 28, 2011 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions

Thanks.

"Perhaps it was the Noid who should have avoided me." Mayor Adam West

by ISN on Jul 28, 2011 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions

The Patriots run

A hybrid 3-4, they’ll mix it up plenty.

He showed a lot of laziness and an almost inhuman love for donuts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFzp3uHua40

by Gringo Starr on Jul 28, 2011 7:31 AM EDT reply actions

Hayensworth

The way this guy acted while he was in training and on a field during football games I wonder why anyone is crazy enough to take him. This guy needs to do jail time, for a long time for all the crap he did when he was off the field. The NFL needs to have a personal conduct policy with teeth in it. How about “YOUR FIRED”!!!!!!!! ? Now that was easy.

by Shortmort219 on Jul 28, 2011 8:13 AM EDT reply actions

Would be great if

He gets found guilty on one of his pending charges and can’t play for the Pats

by Gringo Starr on Jul 28, 2011 8:16 AM EDT up reply actions

He'll still get his money

so why should he give a shit? He didn’t here and walked away with $40mil.

by DudleyDoright on Jul 28, 2011 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions

Don't think there is....

hardly any guaranteed money left in his contract….it was extremely front loaded!

Yet another offseason......another few months for the Skins to "shine".

by shvd98z24 on Jul 28, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions

Break a knee Albert!

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

by GeoFly on Jul 28, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions

Need a third option on the poll.....

“A move.” Still burns my ass that he’s shuffled out at a 1/3rd of the price he should bring, but whatever. Good riddance, you fat fuck.

what you've just said... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

by gopens44 on Jul 28, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions