Albert Haynesworth's Match.com Profile
by Kevin Ewoldt on May 18, 2011 8:19 AM EDT
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PrintFrom the same minds that brought you: Vinny Cerrato's Gmail Hacked, Tony Romo's Facebook, and Redskins Valentine SomeEcards, here's Albert Haynesworth's Match.com dating profile:
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And don't be shy with that "Rec" button...let's get this baby on SB Nation homepage.
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I agree
Thats one thing me and Haney have in common.
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by SpartanFS47 on May 17, 2011 10:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Haynesworth really must be 'slow'!!!
Does he really think that is an adequate defense to a sexual assault charge!?!? Does he really think that he will get sympathy from the judge or jury? This isn’t Texas!!!!! Although Spartan I do agree hahahahaha!
This is frickin' hilarious.
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by BigBlueIntervention on May 18, 2011 2:07 AM EDT reply actions
great stuff
Favorite place to lounge – on the field behind the line scrimmage while play is still going on
Bonus point for anyone who can guess what celebrity is actually in that bathtub photo.
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yup
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by Kevin Ewoldt on May 18, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
The Ciroc was the tip off
and only Diddy would do something that pompous
SpottieOttieDopaliscious
fun at AH's expense? I love it.
He’d reply but he’s still laying on the field after the last play of last season. But don’t worry – he’ll be in shape when football season starts.
YOU HAVE TO BE VERY DESPERATE
To be going out with fat albert . You must be a total loser to even be caught dead with his fat ass period , as old saying goes you lay down with dogs you get up with fleas.
I'd date Haynesworth
With the money he’s pulling in. As long as he promises to spend .1% of that 100 million on me, I’ll take that.
I’d date Haynesworth
What if he insisted on doing it missionary style with him on top?
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by Kevin Ewoldt on May 19, 2011 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions
At least we can presume that AH
won’t break a sweat – at least he hasn’t as a Redskin as far as I can tell.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I do believe there is an unwritten code
Stating that if you weigh 350lbs, you can never be on top.
That would certainly be a dealbreaker.
Brining up bad prom memories? ha.
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by Kevin Ewoldt on May 19, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
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