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Albert Haynesworth's Match.com Profile

From the same minds that brought you: Vinny Cerrato's Gmail HackedTony Romo's Facebook, and Redskins Valentine SomeEcards, here's Albert Haynesworth's Match.com dating profile:

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And don't be shy with that "Rec" button...let's get this baby on SB Nation homepage.

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by 8vechkin on May 17, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree

Thats one thing me and Haney have in common.

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by SpartanFS47 on May 17, 2011 10:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Haynesworth really must be 'slow'!!!

Does he really think that is an adequate defense to a sexual assault charge!?!? Does he really think that he will get sympathy from the judge or jury? This isn’t Texas!!!!! Although Spartan I do agree hahahahaha!

by Toosy_13 on May 17, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is frickin' hilarious.

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by BigBlueIntervention on May 18, 2011 2:07 AM EDT reply actions  

great stuff

Favorite place to lounge – on the field behind the line scrimmage while play is still going on

by monk81 on May 18, 2011 9:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Bonus point for anyone who can guess what celebrity is actually in that bathtub photo.

"If everyone is thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking." -George S. Patton
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by Kevin Ewoldt on May 18, 2011 10:52 AM EDT reply actions  

R kelley

or spike lee

The Beat Box aka skins secondary.

by Al_CaPWNED on May 18, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Diddy

SpottieOttieDopaliscious

by Rekka on May 18, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Beat me to it

by a long shot. :)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

by Scott E on May 18, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

SpottieOttieDopaliscious

by Rekka on May 18, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Ciroc was the tip off

and only Diddy would do something that pompous

SpottieOttieDopaliscious

by Rekka on May 18, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

fun at AH's expense? I love it.

He’d reply but he’s still laying on the field after the last play of last season. But don’t worry – he’ll be in shape when football season starts.

by aFan4Life on May 18, 2011 12:36 PM EDT reply actions  

YOU HAVE TO BE VERY DESPERATE

To be going out with fat albert . You must be a total loser to even be caught dead with his fat ass period , as old saying goes you lay down with dogs you get up with fleas.

by washingtonwin on May 18, 2011 1:05 PM EDT reply actions  

or they could just be money grubbing whores that he gets with?

"You're fucking out!"

by travisjh86 on May 18, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd date Haynesworth

With the money he’s pulling in. As long as he promises to spend .1% of that 100 million on me, I’ll take that.

by BigOLinemen on May 18, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d date Haynesworth

What if he insisted on doing it missionary style with him on top?

"If everyone is thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking." -George S. Patton
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by Kevin Ewoldt on May 19, 2011 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

At least we can presume that AH

won’t break a sweat – at least he hasn’t as a Redskin as far as I can tell.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

by Scott E on May 19, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I do believe there is an unwritten code

Stating that if you weigh 350lbs, you can never be on top.

That would certainly be a dealbreaker.

by BigOLinemen on May 19, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brining up bad prom memories? ha.

"If everyone is thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking." -George S. Patton
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by Kevin Ewoldt on May 19, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Atleast

we have the same political views

by Elaw6 on May 19, 2011 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

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